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hahahaha…bahot umda…

…vaise, bas chaar bachche aur ek wife? tch tch tch

kam se kam 4 biwiyaaN aur 16 bachche to hoN jisse ghar meN kilkaariyaaN hoN. :hehe:

in maulana saaHib aur inke bachchoN [some of his children only in the pic :hehe:] se miliye…4 biwiyaaN parde ke baa’is tasveer men nahiiN haiN. :slight_smile:


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mehngai ke daur main yehi boht hai. waise post no. 6 main jo nuqta hai uss pe aap ki kiya rae hai.. aashiqi paband e shariyat

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Canada meN agar 4 biwiyaaN hoN aur 16 bachche to pataa hai kuchh kiye baGhair kitnii income hogii? sarkaar se kitna paisaa milegaa?

16 bachche X $500 = $8000
4 wive’s salary at minimum wage = 4 X $1600 = $6400
other tax credits = 21 family members X $50 = $1100
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TOTAL free income = $15,500 per MONTH**

to, more wives and more kids in Canada is a blessing! :slight_smile:

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baat to sach hai magar baat hai rusvaaii kii. :slight_smile:

meraa to kahnaa aur maannaa hai k:**

Khudaa kare k HaseenoN ke baap mar jaayeN
yateem hoN to aasaanii se haath lag jaayeN **:hehe:

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Hum poochte hain Muslim aashiq mizaaj se
Ulfat button se hai to Brahman se bair kiyun?

:hmmm:

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zabardast lines haiN…waah…kia baat hai…isii liye India meN non MUslims Dare huye haiN k kahiiN musalmaanoN kii aabaadii aksariyat se ziyaada na ho jaaye! :smiley:

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kiyun Hindu log kiya hamesha se family planing karte hain?

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karte rahe hoNge…Hindu kaam-shaastra/garbh-shaastra to bahot puraanii cheez hai…hazaaroN saal puraanii … aam taur se dekhaa jaaye to musalmaaoN ke ba-nisbat HinduoN kii family nihaayat muKhtasir hotii hai. musalmaanoN ke yahaN 6-10 kids were the norms while in Hindu families 3-5…

…in 70’s when Indira Gandhi introduced ‘family planning’ as mandatory during the imposition of ‘Emergency’… Muslims gave a hard time while Hindu majority accepted it with reservation. as a result, in the next elections, Indira Gandhi lost big time [some say that one of the major reasons for her defeat was the atrocities/excesses committed by over-enthusiastic police and civil administration].

ab shahroN meN musalmaanoN ke gharoN meN itne bachche nahiiN hote magar gaaoN meN abhii bhii vaisaa hii trend hai.

mere ghar kaa naukar jo hai uskii umr koii 50 saal hai aur uske ghar har saal bachche paidaa hote haiN…abhii tak uske 13 bachche haiN aur is waqt bhi uskii wife pregnant hai…totalk bachche jo bachpane meN uske faut huye uskii ta’daad 5 hai…OMG! :snooty:

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aap kiyun jealous ho rahe hain.. wo Islam hi to phela raha hai wo bhi Hindustaan main :stuck_out_tongue:

He is proving that ‘Islam was not spread due to sword’ :smiley:

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lol...yeah...true...Islam 'pyaar moHabbat' se phail rahaa hai...magar is pyaar moHabbat ke nateeje meN aanewaali aulaadoN kii parvarish kaa bhii to koii munaasib intizaam karnaa chaahiye...

...we are getting quantity but quality is disappearing! :(

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meri dost kehtyi thi ghareb log cenima nhai afford ker sakte es liay
vo gher per hi enjoy kerty hein
es liay hamari aabadi zeada hy
kuch zeada to nhai kaha mene :stuck_out_tongue:

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bilkul saHeeH kahaa aapne…maal-e-muft, dil-e-be_raHm…free meN tafreeH kaa nateeja hai kasrat-e-aulaad! :smiley: maiN ne bhii yehii sunaa thaa is liye maiN ne bhii bahot koshish kii thii k merii shaadii 17 saal kii umr meN ho jaaye taa k maiN cinema na dekh kar paRhaaii meN dil lagaauuN! :smiley:

magar yeh ho na sakaa aur ab yeh 'aalam hai k 35 saal kii umr meN bhii abhii tak kanwaaraa huN…kisii kii bad-du’aa lag gaii hogii! :hehe:

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2 kids ko agaay bithana tha pagal kaheen ka :smilestar:

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ARZ kerty hamary siyastaandaaaaan :disgust: :mad: :smiley: :grumpy:

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thek kaha fity mu jawai da.

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