grrrrrrrrrr 
Re: Why we never win
HA HA HA HA HA HA.............
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk.....-100
You don't talk.....-150
You spend time with her......-200
You don't spend time with her.....-500
You seem to be enjoying yourself.....-1000
Game Over - YOU LOSE Regardless of any effort you make.
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LOL.
The last one is hilarious.
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*Originally posted by fallenpieta: *
Chunky women with nice love handles and one or 2 layers of fat are sexy!
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how many times have i told you not to say "sexy layer of fat" n "chunky" ???????
THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?”
You hesitate in responding…-10
You reply, “Where?”…-35
You reply, “No, I think it’s your ass”…-100
Any other response…-20
Ok women, if you like compliments…learn to accept the truth 
Thats brilliant.
Make him guppy of the month for that post!
:D
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*Originally posted by fallenpieta: *
I like:
AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party.....0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy.....-2
Named Tiffany.....-4
Tiffany is a dancer.....-10
With breast implants.....-18
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal.....0
The pal is happily married.....+1
The pal is single.....-7
He drives a Ferrari.....-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED).....-15
THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding.....-10
You reply, "Where?".....-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your ass"......-100
Any other response.....-20
Actually I love women with nice big round butts (hispanic women), I don't find skinny women attractive. Chunky women with nice love handles and one or 2 layers of fat are sexy!
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Dude...fat women are nasty! Skinny women are much nicer looking. Small chests and cute sassy bottoms. :)
^ And the besharam-of-the-year award goes to....!
legbreakgoogly I'd sit on you man..instant death!
Let me add my 2 cents.
What's the difference between women at the ages 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 and 58?
8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story.
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.