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Ya & men have girlfriends to get angry upon.
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Men are also more sexually easily pleased. Women are more complex and require more work.
Yeah, while men take out their stress through violence (so says your lying teacher), women deal with theirs by having a nervous breakdown and anti-depressants.
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men are simple creatures thats why they're happy .... as my psych prof said men only want three things to be happy : feed me ... f me and shut the f up
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You ALMOST never have strap problems?? So when do guys have strap problems??
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LOL @ "one mood all the time"
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look who we have to live with
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becasue of women 
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so basically we [women] are problems and yet they love to have us in their lives :D
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^^ oh hell yeah.....
Bhaee zara zameen per thore saza bhugat ker jaeen gaay tu ho saka hai qayamat k din thoree narmee ho jayee warna Farishta boley ga bhaee tum tu bareee khushiaan loot ker ayee ho zameen sai :)
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Ever heard of jockey straps?
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Some points are flawed, women can defo keep their last names & women pres, why not?!
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...stress free living.
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People stare at my chest when they are talking to me, some even tell me to shut my buttons during the lunch and dinners because "they can't stand my chest hair going all over my shirt"
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Why AREMen Happier? Makes sense to me. Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? **simple? my butt! **
Your last name stays put. we like to give men an upper hand on dumb things that dont really matter like titles and last names
The garage is all yours. haan but only the garage, the rest of the house is all ours
Wedding plans take care of themselves. yes but you get to pay for it
Chocolate is just another snack. banderr kiya janay…
You can be President in front of the world’s eyes and yet be a joru ka ghulaam in the bedroom…
You can never be pregnant. and we never get jock itch. scratch scratch
You can wear a whiteT-shirt to a water park. but you cannot wear most other colors without your sexual orientation coming into question
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. **only if u’re tanned, muscular, hairless and man-booby-free. that automatically disqualifies 85% of the male population. there are those that arent all the above and still wear no shirt…its about time they know that everyone laughs at them **
Car mechanics tell you the truth. **car mechanics fix our cars for free. we just bat those lashes and play damsel in distress. **
The world is your urinal.** because the wife wont let u use the house bathroom**
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. **but you end up driving us **
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. we wouldnt know anything about this, we’re princesses.
Same work, more pay. and thus more shopping for us. thats what husbands and boyfriends are for.
Wrinkles add character. and they also indicate u are in the “making most money” stage of your life…and u thought women were attracted to the wrinkles?? 
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.** sucks. u paid $5100 and got to wear only a $100 suit. **
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. and we dont have to worry about our private parts shifting while talking to people
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. **ok if it makes u happy. **
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. shoes make women happy. thinner, taller, curvier, sexier. end of story
One mood all the time. except for those meaningless rituals on tv is on where ten men are running after a ball on a green field and knocking each other out over it.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. yes and they are nothing like living room discussions on world politics, religion and other ways men think they can change the world sitting in your houses over tea and cookies. emotions run high. there are often competitions as to who has the loudest voice and nobody really listens to the other side
You know stuff about tanks. **yet u cannot tell the color mauve apart from lavendar (**you know most of you wont ever even get to use a tank in your life but u need to know your colors for the carpet in the house. )
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. **and lots of money. lol. **
You can open all your own jars. and all of ours too 
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. we dont even have to be nice as long as we look hot
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. **but god forbid they hold different political views from you! **
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. your laundry costs run high though…
we women shower and smell good though 
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. shoes make us happy
You almost never have strap problems in public. almost
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.** everyone else can see them though**
Everything on your face stays its original color. women are adaptive species that change according to the environment. darwin says this sort of species is best fit for survival
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. **women are adaptive species that change according to the environment. darwin says this sort of species is best fit for survival **
You only have to shave your face and neck. EVERYDAY
You can play with toys all your life. **but the difference between men and boys…is the cost of their toys **
Your belly usually hides your big hips. but can it hide your receding hairline?
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. good boy!now can u please build us a shoe closet…we need one for our red shoes.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. no u cannot. who told u that?
You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife. becharay mard hazraat… while their ladies go to salons to get theirs done by others. again u cannot do this without your sexuality coming into question
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. ok if mustaches make u so happy…ab humm kya keh saktay hain
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. and then u wonder where your $$$ went at the end of the month
No wonder men are happier **no wonder:D **
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hahahahaha
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Shweetdreamz. That was an excellent rebuttal I immensly enjoyed it. Hats off to you.
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shweets good job.
so now because of your rebuttal all the girls will
start earning more
not be just another piece of meat
not beg there boyfriends or husbands for shopping money
not have to do facials cause there true beauty is enough
not have to use there good looks or nice ass to get the job.
not have to vent there frustration and then go home and cook and clean
more coming, going home now.