Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

[Niksik]

Re: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@Aliyish

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Good questions. No answers.

@James_Bhaand

If you pour scalding hot water on a hen
does she deliver boiled eggs ?

@NaMaan

Pehlay murgiii … ka andaaa ???

Andaa.

[phatima]

Re: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

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um... it does?

[Niksik]

Re: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@phatima1

um... it does?

It doesn't na...that's why it flows out and sticks outside! Why why why????

[K_Khan]

Re: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

where do they advertise vacancies for executioners and what experience they look for?

[Niksik]

Re: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@K_Khan

where do they advertise vacancies for executioners and what experience they look for?

On monsters.com:biggthumb

[Shikra]

Re: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?

[Niksik]

Re: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@Shikra

Why do we say “bye bye” but not “hi hi”?

Shikra you can say hi hi if you want, waisay bhi you are always complaining!

[James_Bhaand]

Re: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

hi hi
as in hi hi yeh majboori

[Niksik]

Re: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@James_Bhaand

hi hi
as in hi hi yeh majboori

I always knew you were the most intelligent guy around here!

[K_Khan]

Re: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@Shikra

Why do we say “bye bye” but not “hi hi”?

coz it will sound something like “Tayyab Ali” song..

[Shikra]

Re: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@Niksik

Shikra you can say hi hi if you want, waisay bhi you are always complaining!

Mashraqi larka hoon na, isliye

3 more questions for you:

1. What will happen if you say “hi” to your friend on a plane whose name is Jack?

2. Can you cry underwater?

3. If a doctor suddenly has a heart attack while performing surgery on a patient, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

[Niksik]

Re: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@K_Khan

coz it will sound something like “Tayyab Ali” song..

But Shikra wants to say it!

[James_Bhaand]

Re: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@Shikra

Mashraqi larka hoon na, isliye

3 more questions for you:

1. What will happen if you say “hi” to your friend on a plane whose name is Jack?

2. Can you cry underwater?

3. If a doctor suddenly has a heart attack while performing surgery on a patient, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

[Niksik]

Re: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@Shikra

Mashraqi larka hoon na, isliye

3 more questions for you:

1. What will happen if you say “hi” to your friend on a plane whose name is Jack?

2. Can you cry underwater?

3. If a doctor suddenly has a heart attack while performing surgery on a patient, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Answers:

1. I don’t have friends whose names are Jack. I’m a mashriqi laRki.
2. I never go underwater because I am afraid I wil be eaten by sharks.
3. I see that you and I have the same source of information.

[Shikra]

Re: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@Niksik

Answers:

1. I don’t have friends whose names are Jack. I’m a mashriqi laRki.
2. I never go underwater because I am afraid I wil be eaten by sharks.
3. I see that you and I have the same source of information.

1. So you have mashraqi friends whose names are like Allah Ditta? Pheeka?
2. I am just scared of smaller creatures. i.e. Jelly fish
3. I know both of us are very intelligent with great minds that think alike.

[Niksik]

Re: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@Shikra

1. So you have mashraqi friends whose names are like Allah Ditta? Pheeka?
2. I am just scared of smaller creatures. i.e. Jelly fish
3. I know both of us are very intelligent with great minds that think alike.

No more like Qadeem-un-Nisa and Begum Akhter types of buddies.

We are the most intelligent, no doubt!

[Mirch]

Re: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@Shikra

1. I know both of us are very intelligent with great minds that think alike.

I hope you have heard the flip side of it.

Fools never disagree.

[goodnews]

Re: Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@Aliyish

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Tum tu enjoy ker rahy hu na sandas main laptop liy bythy hu subah sy:D

[Shikra]

Re: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

@Mirch

I hope you have heard the flip side of it.

Fools never disagree.

I agree with you.

[Dushwari]

Re: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

Niksik? :>