Re: Why does he BEND ....
^ confused - this reminds me of that old joke about Jimmy Carter and the Queen of England
When Carter visited UK, the queen gave him a royal welcome and all that
They were going towards bukingham palace in the beautiful horse carriage. The naughty horse suddenly lifted its tail and Fired a stinky one
The queen was embarrassed and went red in the face
After some time she said "Sorry Mr. President, you see there are some things that even a queen can't control "
And Carter says "Ohh - Your Highness - its okay - I thought it was the Horse"
NICEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONE