Who won the Presidential Debate #1?

Kerry took what Bush had to say and put a retarted smile after it. Both Kerry and Bush share the same ideology but we're seeing Kerry convey it better. Yes, Kerry did a better job smiling, how horrific.

Regardless who won, the people of the United States lost.

Bush Won !
Kerry had more substance where as Bush had more strength.I think the following example would sum up the gist of the debate….

A group of monkeys sit around listening to two other monkeys who want to lead the Clan. The Main goal is to steal bananas from a garden. One of the leading candidate monkey has a direct approach, “ lets beat up the keeper and attack the garden directly” he say’s. No! Says the other candidate. “Lets call the elephant, buffalos and other animals of the jungle and let them pave a way into the garden. Only then we should go and eat bananas”
The confused monkey audience instinctively cheers for the leader that has a more undeviating approach. The one who can chew more then he can bite, The one who is a fighter:clap:
Sad, that the other candidate has a better and a sound plan for invading the garden, But Strategy losses to sturdiness and foolhardiness.

Moral of the Story: Don’t be a Banana, By any chance if you are then relax! And wait to be eaten.

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I am a humble monkey.

And I am a humble banana..:)