ROFL
Stop being ridiculous. If these things would make one "attractive" then every white douchebag would be "attractive". Also stop flattering yourself so much, let the opposite sex judge If you're attractive or not. Don't do it yourself, except If you want to live the rest of your life by yourself.
I am sure if a thick accented (Apu Sounding) Guy approaches you who smells like Curry, has a mustache and oil in his hair which is combed back with a belly dressed like a 50 year old desi uncle...you would be falling head over heals for him :)