Neither do I, but unless you talk in a thick French or Colombian accent, that’s nothing to brag about.
That has less to do with culture or nationality and more to do with individual personality; I’ve met quite a few farangi and ABCD who are also “shy” and not terribly “confident in approaching girls”.
Sadly, misogyny isn’t limited to any one culture. :-/
Neither do I; thanks for pointing it out, though.
Again: congratulations, but I’m not sure what your culinary preferences have to do with the discussion.
That’s not something most dudes (Desi or otherwise) would brag about, let alone admit.
Most bulimics binge and purge because they have an eating disorder, “not because some Bollywood” starlet is doing it, so it’s safe to say that most folks who “work out” do it primarily “to be healthy and fit and not because some Bollywood star is doing it”.
Admitting that you watch mainstream “Hollywood movies” just lost you the right to rag on anyone else’s cinematic preferences. 
And if you wish to be “much more in tune with global pop culture” I suggest you break out the J-Doramas and start listening to Rain: by sheer demographics, “global pop culture” skews Asian.
That just means you’re older than 6.
As for dressing like “most desis”, I’m not even sure what that means.
No, but please do.
I don’t take sides in this thread, but I’m loving the back-and-forth discussion.