Some very wise words from a very hilarious man!
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it? A death.
What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first; get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you’re too young.
You get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol*, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb,
You spend your last nine months floating…
Then you finish off as an orgasm.
*Swap alcohol for Rooh Afza because, well, Rahat e Jaan Rooh Afza!
