Bewaqoof ne jo kuch bhi suna hai sach suna hai.. yehi haqeeqat hai…
aur is mein Daagh ko batane ki bhi zaroorat nahi padi thi…woh kehte hain na k Aqalmund ko ishara kaafi hota hai… tu aap ko tu waise bhi samajh naa ati.. aap tu No 1 Bewaqoof ho :halo:
Jhoot Bolay Crow Katay Black Crow Se Dariyo
Haan Insano Ko Hota Hai Kuch
Wah Chori U Ka Nakhra Aish Yaad Aa Gayi Mujhey Woh Alag Baat Hai K Is Baar Aish K Sath Tray Bhi Thi
Oh Kithay Jaying Me Ko Akela Chor Kar Is Narg Mein U To Me Ki Body Guard Hoying U Aisa Soch Bhi Kaisay Saking
Aray Tumhein Kiya Maloom Chandermukhi Ye Wine To Paro Ko Bhulanay K Liye Peeta Hon.
Oh Baat Suno Masi Geela Kar K Marna Zaroori Nahi Hota Hai Kabhi Kabhar Sookhay Se Bhi Kaam Chala Liya Karo. U Me Ki GS Par Achi Patner Hoying Is Liye U Par Zara Hath Halka Rakhing 
haan pata hai..tub hii tu aap se darti hoon.. kaley kavvay 
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haan na wohi tu..insanoon ko kuch hota hoga, per Pariyoon ko nahi hota na 
… is liye mujhe bhi kuch nahi hota ..bummer..
eeeeeeeeee chiiiiiiiiiii us Ash Vash ka naam na leina mere samne..bohat zyada zaherili lagti hai mujhe woh..chii eee… 
..apne aap ko pata nahi kia samajhti hai…nakhre aur ghuroor tu aise karti hai jaise pata nahi kitni haseen o jameel ho…
mein aur aap ki body guard hoon? awayeen..mein ne kab kaha? 
..Pariyaan bhotoon ki body guard nahi hoteen…
oh chalo bechari paro ab sukh ka sans ley rahi hoo gi Mental Hospital mein.. kyun k aisa tu ho nahi sakta k paro ne aap ko pasand kia ho, aur agar kia hoga tu zahir hai us se badi Mental ladki koi ho nahi sakti…:halo:
khaane ke liye hi to jeete hai so agar khaane ke time par khana na khaye to kya kare
oh achcha to aap other days of the week bhi Library mein rehte ho i thot only Tues, Thurs and Friday…
kya baat hai Tues tak araam…
to kal aa jao yaha…we are going to Green Street for Eid Shopping
p.s. sorry was in a meeting but i finished it off too fast
kia 
Bewaqoof..kahin bewaqoofi ka daura tu nahi pad raha :halo:
kia bol rahey ho??? geela kar k marna??? mein ne tu abhi tuk pani nahi phaika kissi k upar… per agar itna shauq hai..tu abhi phaik deyti hoon, naik kam mein deir kis baat ki.. 
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shukar hai k kuch bolein hain bade miyan..mein tu samjhi thi shayad Ram nam satey ho chuka hai..:halo:..
haan aap k jeene ka maqsad tu mujhe kafi pehle hi samajh aa gaya tha..bus bechare khane k din khutum ho rahey hain 
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1 min 1 min, pehle tu mujhe yeh dasssoo, k mein ne kab kaha k meri uni friday ko bhi hoti hai? ..fri ko tui nahi hoti, sirf tuesdays aur thursdasy ko hoti hai, .. library kabhi kabhi kissi aur din bhi chali jaati hoon…aur shukar hai k sat. aur sun ko bi library kholi hoti hai, tu aram se jaa aa sakte hain 
oh Eid ki shopping abhi se? ..abhi ramzan tu shoro hone dein pehle … kitna shub month hai na yeh 
…waise kia kia lein gay??
Meetinggggggggggg 
haan na meine kaha tha na ki meeting thi…woh bande ko meine apne desk par hi bula liya tha so thode der baat shaat kar ke usko thode se reports dikhaye and bhaga diya…ab Monday ko detail specs ke saath meeting hogi phew
well i think aap hi ne bataya tha ki week mein 3 days…but aar 2 days hai to aur bhi achchi baat hai
aur kal/parso bhi jaaoge library 
kuch to araam kiya karo 
well abhi se kar lene mein araam hai ramadhan ke waqt kaun jaayega waise hi roze hoge 
mera khana
hmmm planning to buy some shalwar-kameez and some lucknowi shoes…aur aparna ko lene hai chunris and hum log lege khaane ke kuch cheeze…like woh hote na chai ke saath khaane wale rusk 
mein ne kab bataya tha k 3 days hoga? awayeen..mein ne nahi kaha tha acha..…sirf 2 days hota hai snooty
aur kal parson nahi jaoun gi library..abhi nahi jana library..filhal k liye library ka kaam khallas ho gaya hai, abhi hum bilkul farigh hain, haan bus kuch notes bananay hain..woh bhi awayeen, time pass karne k liye..woh shayad karoon gi weekend per…
pata hai ramzan mein jo shopping ki jati hai na, us ka hisab nahi hota…ammi bhi keh rahi thi k aaj mein ne tumhare liye kapde leine hain, tu mere saath chalna..mein ne kaha naiki aur pooch pooch..tu abhi hum 4:30 tuk jayein gay..takey mere bhaiyoon ki qaum aa jaye pehle, unhey khana vana khila kar udan cho ho jayein gay mein aur ammi..
oh shalwar kameez ley rahey hain..yani shareef lagne ki full koshish karein gay..choti choti khwashishein hain Bade miyan ki..
aur rusk abhi se?tub tuk tu expire nahi ho jayein gay? fresh leina na waise bhi agar abhi se ley liye..tu aap ne kaun sa ramzan tuk bacha leine hain halo..
kk aur Bewaqoof aap log zinda ho? sans aa rahi hai aap logoon ko 
kahan hoooo
Wah London Mein Beth Kar Bhi Apnay Jantar Mantar Parhna Nahi Bhooli Ho Masi. Laikin Is Baar U Ka Mantar Fail Ho Gaya Apnay Guru Se Naya Seekh Kar Aana.
Wah Masi U Ko Aish K Baray Mein Ye Bhi Pata Chal Gaya Mein To Samajh Raha Tha K Abhi Tak Us Ne Sirf BeWaQooF Ko Hi Dassa Hai. Oh Bhyee Woh Kar Sakti Hai Us Ka Haq Banta Hai Miss World Reh Chuki Hai Koi Mazaq Gal Nahi Hai. Nakhra Karna She’s Logon Ki Aadat Hai Or Nakhra Sehna He’s Logon Ka Matlab.
Bailan To Itnay Chalati Ho Jitna Kisi Ka Koi Body Guard Bhi Nahi Chalaya Karta Hoga Mein To Aisay Hi Keh Diya Tha Tum Such Samajh Bethi. Pariyan Qabrastan Ki Opps Paristan Ki Aaina Rakha Hai Kahin Aas Paas ?
Nahi Masi Yahan Par Bhi Tum Ghalat Ho Gayi. Us Se Bari Mental Larki Abhi Mera Post Kiya Hua Msg Read Kar Rahi Hai :D.
ouu la itna ghusa:hug: kaisi ho sweet bechi:kiss:
Oh Waddi Ho Ja Masi U Ko Yehi Nahi Pata K Geela Kar K Marna Kisay Kehtay Hain Khe Khe Khe Khe Khe Khe
Acha Hua U Pakistan Mein Nahi Hoying Or Sonay Par Sohaga Ye Hua K Tum Karachi Mein Nahi Hoying Warna Ager Khi K Logon Ko Ye Pata Chalta Na K U Ko Ye Nahi Maloom Hai To U Ki Jo Film Banayi Jati K Bas U Forever Yaad Rakhti :D.
Haan Masi Aazmaish Shart Hai Ho Sakta Hai Wahan Se Phenka Hua Pani Yahan Par Aa Barsay Bas Zara Zoar Ziyada Lagana Paray Ga U Ko Erhi Choti Ka :D.
Oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Masi Museebtay Aram Naal
U Ne To Flood Marna Shuroo Kar Diya Ye Mirc Ka #Shairii Channel Nahi Hai Thora Dheeraj Dheeray 
BeWaQooF Zinda Bhi Or Active Bhi :k:
Oh Nani Smilly U Aa Gayi
U Ka Nick Dekh Kar U Nahi Janti BeWaQooF Ko How Much Khushi Hoying
U Daily Aaya Karo Or Daily Jaya Karo U Ka Aana Jana BeWaQooF Ko Acha Laging :k:
Or Sunao Kaisi Ho Aaj To Kisi Gunday Ne Nahi Ghoora Na 
mein koiu jantar mantar nahi padhti..pari hoon churail nahi hoon k jantar mantar padhoon…aur kaun sa jantar mantar fail ho gaya? aur haan mera koi guru vuru nahi hai..log mujh se seekhtey hain mein logoon se nahi seekhti 
woh Miss world jis zamane mein bani thi na tub itna ghuroor nahi karti thi, ghuroor tu ab karti hai, pata nahi kis cheez per, mana k piyari hai, per aur bhi actresses pyari hain..sirf woh hi koi haseen o jameel nahi hai …aur nakhre karna He’s ko bhi bohat ata hai…yeh aur baat hai k woh mante nahi hain, bohat bholey miskeen banney ki nakaam koshish karte hain
aur mein unhi per bailan chalati hoon jin per chalana chaye…ab samajh jao k aap sirf naam se hi nahi, asal mein bhi bewaqoof hi ho..aur mein koi sach samajh kar nahi beithi thi..tub hi tu kaha tha k pariyaan bhooton ki body guard nahi hoteen
mujhe Mental keh rahey hoooooo??? itni badi gustakhiii 
..woh bhi mere saaath..hat jao sab samne se ab…bewaqoof yeh lo dishummmmmmm pishummmmmm..aur yeh bhi
hoonh snooty
hello shello simllyyyyyyyyy…
kaisi hain? kia hal hai 
haan gussa is liye aa raha tha, kyun k mein jis waqt aye thi us waqt koi online nahi tha..aur mein thodi deir k liye hi aye thi..tu gussa aa gaya tha..ab theek bhi ho gya hai
aap sunaye kia horaha hai
Oh Yaar Kahan So Gaye Ho Sab K Sab
Mein Ja Raha Hon Meray Lacture Ka Time Start Ho Raha Hai Aap Sab Logon Se Inshallah Kal Mulaqat Hogi.
Bye Bye
Take Care
God Hafiz 
nahi pata tub hi tu poocha tha k kia matlub hota hai geela kar k marne ka ..
aur is ka mutlub k kuch puttha mutlub hi hota hai jo itna khe khe khe kar rahe ho
batao kia mutlub hota hai..jaldi jaldi batao..bolo bolo tell tell
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mein ne kab bataya tha k 3 days hoga? awayeen..mein ne nahi kaha tha acha..: bailan:...sirf 2 days hota hai snooty
aur kal parson nahi jaoun gi library..abhi nahi jana library..filhal k liye library ka kaam khallas ho gaya hai, abhi hum bilkul farigh hain, haan bus kuch notes bananay hain..woh bhi awayeen, time pass karne k liye..woh shayad karoon gi weekend per...:smokin :
pata hai ramzan mein jo shopping ki jati hai na, us ka hisab nahi hota...ammi bhi keh rahi thi k aaj mein ne tumhare liye kapde leine hain, tu mere saath chalna..mein ne kaha naiki aur pooch pooch..tu abhi hum 4:30 tuk jayein gay..takey mere bhaiyoon ki qaum aa jaye pehle, unhey khana vana khila kar udan cho ho jayein gay mein aur ammi..:blush :
oh shalwar kameez ley rahey hain..yani shareef lagne ki full koshish karein gay..choti choti khwashishein hain Bade miyan ki..:mocking :
aur rusk abhi se?tub tuk tu expire nahi ho jayein gay? fresh leina na :smack : waise bhi agar abhi se ley liye..tu aap ne kaun sa ramzan tuk bacha leine hain halo..
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wah tumhara to poora plan hai araam karne ka is weekend :D well to kal na hum woh Sunrise wala program sunege in the afternoon...kaafi din hue nahi suna...and woh requests :D
wah wah so aap bhi shopping mood mein ho aaj shaam ke liye...well meine to kaafi kar li kal hi :( ab is month no major shopping...
haan jee shareef to pehle se hi lagte hai thoda extra shreef banne ki koshish hai is baar :p nahi rusks thode hi expire hote hai itne jaldi...will get lots so atleast 2 weeks to chal hi jayege...
and this is last weekend before ramadhan that i can go out for shopping...next Sat is diwali so will be busy with Sapan and Aparna we will be going out for Dinner and thode mithia and fireworks laters :D