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:rotfl: MUJHAY KOI MASLA NAHIN
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me mentally and phisically aite..!! :wink:

jee mujhay shak hai.. :wink:

naa naa naa.. DADI jee.. Demagh par zoor naa dain.. Buzurkoon ka demagi halat kamjoor hoti hai :rotfl:

:smack: ikk tu tummm bhi … :hoonh:
PS PM mil gia.. …
No 30p 30p 30p Daagh ..:hehe:

chchc…munney, aaj tuk tu mujhe sirf shak hi tha…ab confirm ho raha hai :bummer:…Allah tumhare hal per rehm farmaye ameen…

mentally tum theek ho ya nahi yeh tu mujhe nahi pata..per itna zaroor pata hai k tum Mental ho… :halo:

ohh tu tumhey shuk hai ..woh bhi meri rehm dili per…itni badi gustakhi…kia shak hai tumhey.hain..mein rehm dil hoon acha.. :bailan:

tumhey bada pata hai k buzurgoon ki dimaghi halat kaisi hoti hai…kahin yeh tumhara dosra janam tu nahi..jo pichle janam ki baatein yaad aa rahi hain tumhey.. :halo:

nahi i wrote the whole message then submit kiya but smileys jyada the to phir se likha i forgot to copy then phir se likhe and phir se error :mad:

wah kya baat hai aish hai aapki to uncle itne rehm dil hai ki aap logo ke liye aise hi ek naya pc :smiley:

:yummy: itne saare khaane ke items ginana zaroori thi :rolleyes:

PM??nahi tu? pata nahi…sabring…check karti hoon :konfused:

aur kia 30p 30p shoro ho gaye hain ab..kafi taraki ho gaye hai..10p se 30p per aa gaye hain…maaf karo baba…:mocking:

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ameen :flower2:

me Mental.. ap ko aaj pata chala :smooth:

jee jee jee.. ap bohat reham dil nahin.. or lumbi lumbi chorti bhee hain.. :hehe:
JK

dosra janam.. :smack2: itni movies mut dekhaaa karain :frowning:

ohhh…tu Aqalbund…copy kar leytey hain msg ko pehle..:smack:…chalo koi nahi..agar aap bhi kar leytey..tu aqalmund aur bewaqoof mein kia farq rehta..:mocking:

haan na meri sohbat mein abba huzoor bhi rehm dil ho rahey hain …abhi aur rehm dil karna pada ga unhey..bade kaam hain..:smiley:

aur haan zaroori tha..tub hi tu ginvayein hain..waise pait mein i mean matke mein dard howa.. :mocking:

haan woh humesha karta hoon aaj bhool gaya :smack: aap the nahi na last 2-3 dino se to aadat hi nahi rahe badhe badhe messages likhne ki :rolleyes:

hehe…bechare aapke papa…ab aur kya lena hai aapne unse :rolleyes:

aur aap kal aa rahe kya guppy meet mein :stuck_out_tongue: kaafi maza aayega :dhimpak:

nahi jee matke mein koi problem nahi…woh ekdum full hai abhi :smiley:

Sum Ameen..:halo:

haan confirm aaj howa hai k tum MCCP ho..warna mujhe shak tha..mein ne soocha nahi shayad tum bach gaye ho..is bemaari k shikar nahi howey..per afsoos..aisa hargiz nahi hai…tum tu bohat borey shikar howey ho is bemaari k… chch.. :bummer:

chalo acha howa man gaye k mein rehm dil hoon…deir aye durust aaye :snooty:

kyun na dekha karoon indian movies…mein nahi dekhoon gi..tu un ki shoba kaise badhey gi..:mocking:

dekha..is ka mutlub, sirf meri sohbat mein hi samajhdari ki baatein aur kaam karte hain…wah wah, rabia jeeti raho khush raho..:kiss:

abhi tu bada kuch leina hai..abhi tu shorovat hai, agay agay dekho hota hai kia.. :smokin:

ji nahi mein nahi aa rahi Guppy meet mein..in KK hussain se poocha tha mein ne k kab aur kahan hai..batana tu manna ho gaya hai inhey :mad:
waise kia kia karein gay..aur kia pehne gay…lungi binyaan..:mocking:

ohh kia kia tapkaya tha matke per ab ..ab beith kar sadayein suno us ki :smack:

hain MCCP? yeh kon se sickness hai :frowning:

Allah reham

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baddua to naa dain naa.. :frowning:

han jee.. sirf app he to hian.. “AIK” jo sirf indian movies dekhti hain :smiley:

:smack: patta naheen kis ku PM kur diya mai nai .. :crying:

ufff…bade miyan tu kis ne kaha tha k chashme utar dein :smack:
phir bhajain ab..:snooty:

Munney MCCP nahi pata..:eek:..tumhey nahi pata..jo us ka itna vada shikar howa hai…chalo mein bata deyti hoon..phir meri rehm dili per shak na karna.. :hoonh:…haan tu MCCP hota hai, Mental Case Confirm Pagal :mocking:

aur buddua nahi dey rahi mein tumhey…pariyaan budduayein nahi deyti.. aur mein sirf ‘Aik’ hoon jo dekh kar shoba badhati hoon movies ki..warna dekhne wale aur bhi bade hain..:smokin:

:snooty: Okay Dadi Amma :smiley:

app pari kab say ho gaeen.. :halo: pari to Sandleen hain :halo: oh ho sakta hai un kee.. “NAUKRANI” hoon :rotfl:

:smiley:

JK

han jee app nahin dekhain gee to kon dekhay gaa :smiley:

:wave:

theek hai theek hai beta…dheruj rakho…:smokin:

aur mein pari ho nahi gaye..mein tu hamesha se pari hi thi…ab pariyoon k group mein se eik Sandoo bhi hogi…per hum zara vakhre type k pari hain…:Pretty:…sandoo tu sirf pari hai na..hum rehm dil pari hain…bus kabhi ghuroor nahi kia…

haan wohi tu..mein nahi dekhoon gi movies, tu un ki shoba kaise bhadey gi…acha tum nahi dekhte?

tum phir aa gaye..tumhey aram nahi hai :bailan:
waise gaye kahan they…mein kuch bol rahi thi na..baat sun kar jatey hain..:bailan:

may numaz kay liye gaya tha aor thoree cheezen chyen thee bazar may say mmummy nay khata tha to laynaye gaya tha
aor may nay ap ko jawab daye tha but kiss aor ko qoute kar dia tha
magar ap kay ease kay liye ap ka name type kar dia tha that u can easily got it :frowning:

ohh acha acha Ramo kaka kaam kar k aa raha hai…chalo acha hai…waise namaz mein apne liye dua mangi thi..k Allah tuimhey aqal dey.. :halo:

aur bachey mein ne us msg k baad eik msg diya tha…woh mein ne padh liya tha…samajh aa gaye thi k mujh se hi keh rahe ho..aqalmund ko ishara kafi hota hai..:smokin:… per us k baad mein ne tumhey msg diya tha..aur tub tuk tum rafoo chakkar ho gaye they :smash:

acha theek hai :slight_smile:

app pari nahin hain.. :snooty: app ka level thora neechay hai :rotlf:

main dekhta hon.. bohat.. main to indian store par job karta hon :smack: