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aao koyal ji… Kaun Kaun nahi…sirf eik hi tu hai yahan rehmd il..idher dekhain zara…thoda aur idher..haan yahan nazar aye.. :Pretty:…

Fees vees aap mujhe baad mein dey deina zyada jaldi nahi hai mujhe…
ps: kal tuk puhunch jani chaye, tub hi class shoro karoon gi.. :snooty:

aur broken heart kyun ho… kiss ne toda…glue doon? jod lo.. :hug:

bus paidiashi broekn hia kisi ne aur kia torna tha aur kon KON hia rehamdil..wesay me public school main chaliey jaiey ghi can’t afford fees vees…:snooty:

oh nihari ki phir yaad aa gayi :yummy: KK se kehna padhega ek baar phir banane ko :smiley:

chalako maasi :rotfl: yeh kaha se title chuna hai aapne sounds soooooooo comedy…aur yeh aapke saare dialogues mere normal life meni ghus gaye hai…ghar wale pareshaan hai ki kya kya bolta rehta hai aajkal :bummer:

le aapka to patented brunch hai chai and bread aap bore nahi ho jaate …well mom called at 7:30 in the morning so baat karne ke baad i made tea…sapan and aparna ko bhi utha diya tha jaldi aur chai pilayi…then music suna meine and aparna ne classical table of Ustad Allah Rakha and Ustad Zakir Husain ka then i went to sleep again…then alarm se utha 12 and had coffee before going for squash…samjhe…so tea and coffee ek saath nahi pi thi…

haan songs hai to touchy but rone wale nahi :rolleyes:

mujheb hi nihari khani hai.. :crying:..magar aisi nihari jisse khane k baad zinda reh sakoon, is liye KK wali nahi khani.. rolleyes… aap aur aap k matke ko tu ab adat pad gaye ho gi food poisioning ki…:mockign:

chalako maasi title nahi hai, woh tu sach hai, aur sach beikhteyari mein nikalta hai, dhondna nahi padta… aur acha hai na meri sohbat ka asar ho raha hai, aunty uncle bhi pareshan ho rahey hon gay k yeh kaise samajhdar ho gaya.. :eek:

nahi kal mein ne bread nahi khaye thi, kal mein ne swissroll khaya tha…:yummy:…aur kal tu mein bohat jaldi mein thi, 12:00 baje appointment thi, uni jana tha, tu 9:30 uth gaye thi…aur 10:15 tuk tayyar shyaar ho kar beith gaye thi..aur itni excited thi kuch khane ka dil nahi kar raha tha,a mmi ne kaha k khaye begair nahi jao gi tum :bummer:..pehle ammi paratha bannaney lageen mein ne kaha nahi nahi hargiz nahi..mein paratha nahi kahoun gi…:crying:…phir ammi ne swissroll dey diya…bummer

chalo acha howa k eik sath nahi pi li chai aur coffee..koi bhaorsa nahi aap ka, mein samjhi aap bhi ussi sardar ji ki terha hai, jinho ne eik din naya thermos lya tha yeh jan kar k us mein thundi cheez thundi rehti hai aur garam garam..tu chai aur coke eik saath daldi k coke thundi rahey gi aur chai garam :halo:

aur mujhe touchy ganoon aur films per bohat rona ata hai.. :mad:

well humne to pehle achche dil se hi diya tha aapne liya nahi to mann mein aise khayalat aa gaye :stuck_out_tongue:

haan aur aap na soche nahi mood dost ban hi sakta hai…

nahi sach mein KK makes real good nihari…bahot hi tasty…so no risk at all…

oh achcha to aapne for a change swissroll kha liya…but agar mujhe option mile duniya ki koi aur cheez and paratha to mein to paratha hi chose karta :yummy: pata nahi woh din phir kab aayege jab breakfast mein parathe and butter and dahi khaane ko milega phir se :crying:

:rotfl: bechara sardarji…waise itne bure haal bhi nahi hai humare dimaagh ke…but i can have mot together but a cup of tea and a cup of coffee one after another :smiley:

haan aap tu kahein gay na k woh achi nihari banate hain, aabhi un se banvani jo hai, aur woh mahavra tu suna hi hoga, nahi suna tu mein suna rahi hoon rhem dil jo hoon, tu ab sun lein.. :snooty:
mushkil k waqt tu ghadey ko bhi dost baana leytey hain…:p…

haan mujhe pata hai k aap paratha hi khate…aur shukar hai mujhe yeh shauq nahi hai, warna meri bhi wohi halat hoti jo aap ki hai… :halo:…
Paratha with butterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr??? :eek:…chii…uffffff…mein tu toast per bhi itna kam lagatih oon, k zyada taste na aye..matli hoti hai…haan per dahi k saath bohat maza ata hai..meetha dahi..ramazan mein bohat khaya hai mein ne 1 paratha aur meetha dahi…yummy

haan abhi agar un sardar ji jitna bura hal nahi hai, tu zyada tame bhi nahi hai utna hal hone k liye…kuch din hi reh gaye hian us stage per puhunchne k liye chinta nako karo rolleyes

:hehe: nahi sach mein bahot tasty banate hai..aapko khaani chahiye to believe it :smiley:

arey parathe se better kuch ho hi nahi sakta and mom na parathe mein salt and ajwain daalkar banati thi woh to :yummy:

and khane chahiye parathe with butter…aur humari halat ko kya hua hai :konfused: bas thode khaate peete lagte hai but hai to :smooth:

haan na ramzan mein raat ko garma garam parathe saath mein dahi and baad mein 1 glass chilled lassi with roohafza :yummy:

aur sardar wale level tak pahochne mein bahot tame hai :stuck_out_tongue:

P.s. aapne email padha ??? aap radio sun rahe ho ??? jaldi lagaye…

:halo:…haan aap ne kaha aur mein ne yaqeen kar liya…hoonh:..un se kahein zara bana kar yahan tu bhijvaye Ramu kaka…hum taste kar k batayein gay k pass howey ya nahi…aur hospital se pehle hi appointment ley kar rakhoon gi…rolleyes

ohh aunty ajvain bhi dalti theen??? acha hum ne kabhi ajvain nahi dala…:konfused:…haan namak dalte hain…aur subah subah Lassiiiiiiii??? uffff… Allahrehm kare aap k matke per..kahbi koi silaye vilaye na karna, agar ghalti se soyi matke per lag gaye tu dhamaka na ho jaye…:halo:…

nahi abhi email tu nahi padha..aur radio bhi nahi sun rahi, abba ji tv dekh rahey hain :halo:..kaun sa gana a araha hia?

arey sach mein yaqeen kare kaafi achci banate hai…so next time banayege to aapko bhi bhej dege :smiley:

haan ji ajwaein ke saath it tastes too good :yummy:

:rotfl: matke ka dhamaka :hehe: aap lagta hai cartoon network bahot dekhte ho :stuck_out_tongue:

ohhhhhh uncle ji tv dekh rahe :frowning: well wahi top 20 chal raha na…and aapke liye woh Calcutta mail wala song lagaya hai na…with a message :stuck_out_tongue:

acha mein ne yaqeen kar liya hai :halo:…bhejain pehle phir dekhoon gi, soochon gi, kal parsoon kuch kahoon gi.. :snooty:

acha per ajwain tu kadvi hoti hai na…jab pait mein dard hota hai tub khate hain na?? tu kia aap k pait mein dard hota hai ramzan mein jo aunty parathe k ander ajvain deyti hain aap ko..haan hoga kyun nahi..sara din khana jo nahi hota…for a change :mocking:

cartoon network nahi dekhti hoon …Gs per itne dino se hoon itne sare cartoons dekhti hoon k ab cartoon network dekhne ki kabhi zaroorat nahi padi .. :halo:…

oh kia msg hai??? aur gana laga diya???

theek hai bhej te hai phir aap decide karna…kal parso ya narso :stuck_out_tongue:

nahi ajwain kadwi hoti hai yeh kisne keh diya aapse :smack: it si so tasty :smiley:

aur haan Ramzan ke 1 month ke baad to khana khaane ki aadat hi nahi rehte :smack:

well woh email ko meine sunrise ko bheja tha wahi email aapko bhi copy kiya na…so message usi mein hai…

and song aaya nahi hai abhi…ane hi wala hai in 5-10 mins

waise aap log nihari per hatya char kab kar rahey hain? :halo:…aur nan k saath khayein gay..acha aap ne woh Asda wale nan try kiye hain? :yummy:..bohat mazay k hotey hain…

kehna kis ne hai ..hum ne khud kaha hia..:snooty:..mein ne khaye thi woh…chiiiii…itni kadvi..chii… ammi ne sar per khade ho kar khiyale thi..mein phaik rahi thi..ammi ne kaha khabardar jo phainki khaa jao poori…itna zulm howa tha mujhe per us din…:teary1:

haan waise waqayee ramzan k baad adat nahi rehti khane ki..per yeh tu normal logoon ki baat hai..aap ko yeh kaise pata chali..:halo:…

ohh acha wohi email hai..ok mein check karti hoon thodi deir mein… aur mein kaise sunoon..abba ji beith gaye hai..papaaaaaaaaaaa utheinnnnnnnnnnn… :crying:

hmm may be tomorrow we will make nihari :yummy: haan ASDA ke woh garlic and corriander naan are really good…and unke parathe bhi kaafi achche hote hai…

:hehe: achcha aapne aise hi sirf ajwain khayi thi tabhi aapko aisi lagi otherwise itni buri nahi lagti woh parathe mein…tch tch bechare aap kachchi hi khane padhe… :frowning:

well hum bhi kabhi normal hua karte the is liye pata hai ki ramazan ke baad aisa hi hota hai :stuck_out_tongue:

ohhh ab to song gaya bhi :frowning:

ohhh yani k ab nihari k ghosht k kuch hi din baqi hain, baad mein tu us per kia hatya chaar hoga..tobah tobah…Allah us per farmana :bummer:
haan wohi wale nan..bohat mazay k hotey hai, ussey tu khali khane mein bhi maza ata hai..jab ammi nihari banati hain tu hum wohi nan leytey hain…bada maza ata hai, nihari k upar, hari mirchein..aur nimbooda nimbooda nimbooda… :yummy:

haan na mein ne ghalti se keh diya tha k mere pait mein dard ho raha hai poori qaum peechey pad gaye ajvain kha lo.. :smack:..ab tu mujhe dard ho bhi raha ho tu bhi nahi kehti…phir ajvain khani pade gi…:yukh:…

:eek: aap aur normal they??? kis zamane mein??? Baba adam k zamane mein tu aise ajoobe nahi hotey they…

aur mein ne miss kar diya woh gana… :teary3:

heheheh :smiley: haan ji bas ek aur din ki baat hai phir to nihari gayi pait mein :yummy:

meine khali naan to nahi khaye but tarka daal mein and nihari mein it tastes tooo :yummy:

haan nihari par nimboo and mirchen and grated ginger :yummy:

aur aap ajwain ke darr se batate bhi nahi ho ki pait mein dard hai :smack: aap bhi na…

haan ji aapne miss kar diya song and message :frowning: but email read karoge baad mein to pata chal jayega ki kya message tha :stuck_out_tongue:

hayee rey..nihari akhri dafa yeh sun lo…Azaadi mubarak :bummer:…kal se bechari gaye matkoon mein..

aap ne kabhi masale wali dal khayehai, jis mein alag se masala dalte hain..woh bhi mazay ki hoti hai, aur pata hai kuch din pehle ammi ne moong ki dal banaye thi chilke wali ..per us mein chilka tu koi nahi tha :konfused:..khair us mein makhan ka tarka lagaya tha..eek…per thi bohat mazay ki…
aur haan nihari mein ginger ammi log dalte hain..mujhe nahi pasand..sara maza kharab ho jkata hai :yukh:…

haan na mein nahi batati k mere pait mein dard hai, phir ammi kahein gi k ajvain kha lo…smack
haan na dekha meri sohbat mein kitne samjhdar ho gaye hain aur kitni samajhdari ka kaam kia hai..mein email padh loon gi..aur haan woh thanx :snooty:

ok logoonnnnnn…ab hum tashreef ley jaa rahey hain … ammi ji k paas :hula:

tu bye shye… aur takecare karni ho tu kar lein nahi tu na sahi.. :snooty:
Allah hafiz..n Ba :mocking:

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haan woh masale wale daal ghar par khaata tha yaha kaha masala :crying: ohhhh to aapko woh moong ki green wali daal achchi lagti hai :yummy: my mom bhi butter ka tarka lagati and oopar se cream and usme na tomatoes badhe pieces mein hote ufffff kya yaad dila diya aapne :bummer:

hehehe haan as samajhdaari badhti hi jaa rahi ha ikaho overdose na ho jaye :rolleyes: