hello shello…aao thakur aao.. …all fresh ho gaye ho tu sabzi mandi mein jaa kar beith jaye…aur nara lagate rahi ga k fresh fresh gobi hoon 2 rupe ki ley jao mujhe.. …aur itne fresh kaiseho gaye..washign machine mein dhul kar ayein hain kia.. :halo:
aur mein ashirwad kyun doon..woh tu salam k baad deyti hoon…aap ne abhi salam nahi kia..mein kyun doon …
tu harte harte bach gaye na..yeh kaho…ab us bechare ne bhi soocha hoga k munney ko kyun harne ka sadma deina..waise bhi ab kuch hi din reh gaya hai is dunya mein tu chalo draw kar k bund karo…aur aap khush fehm ho kar beith gaye.. :halo:…
oh tum bhi mami dhond rahi ho…cheater.. … per mein jeet gaye..mujhe pehle mil gaye… :bhangra:..ab dua karo k everything goes fine..
aur haan waqayee tum se achi churail koi ho bhi nahi sakti..na achi na bhayanak.. ..
mein ne Health n Social care, Art n Urdu mein A’levels kiye they..n i did IT as well for a yr but then i dropped it…itna sada howa boring..chii :yukh:… tum kin mein kar rahi ho?
aur next 2 mins mein kyun jana hai?? koi kaam sham hai??
lo…mein ne sabzi baichna ka nahi kaha tha, khud keh rahey they k fresh ho gaya ho..tu mein ne soocha lagte tu gobi hi hain, tu gobi ban k sabzi mandi mein beith kar narey lagaye..yeh nahi kaha tha k baichein..woh bhi is liye nahi kaha tha k koi is kism ki gobi khareed kar food poisioning kyun karvaye…
aur haan itna bada washing machine na hai na hi ban sakta hi jis mein aap poore aa jaye…na hi koi shower aisa ho ga jis ka pani aap k liye poora pade..mein ne tu is liye kaha tha, k adhey shower mein nahayein hoon gay adhey washign machine mein…
jete raho, khush raho, dodo nahao, pholo phalo …ab in per amal na karna akhri waley per kuch zyada hi josh se kar rahey hain aap amal…
aur last time aap ne haraya nahi tha..mein ne us sekaha tha bachey ko jeetne do khush ho jaye ga..bhool gaye..oh haan yaad bhi kaise rahey ga :halo:
…shukar hai ab samajh aa gaye hai..ab bhi na aati tu mein asal mein aa rahi thi chakko ley kar..takey gobi kaat kar ussey sabzi mandi ki jaga restaurant mein dey aaoun, yeh keh kar k agar aap k restaurant mein chohey bohat hoey hain tu is gobi ka powder bana kar woh chidak dein..chohey chuk kar mar jayein gay.. chohey marne ki naye dava ijaad karne ka sooch liya tha mein ne :smooth
aap tu nahate hoon gay poore shower mein..shower bach kar kaise nikal ata hai..doopta nahi hai..pani bach jata hai us mein
haan kia tha phone..shak hai..hai? hai tu bolo..
haan theek hai theek hai, rehmd il jo hoon…
aur yeh KK kahan hain?? UNi mein?
aaj kia pIlan hai.. acha haannn mein ne Tere naam, chalte chalte , koi mil gaya aur janasheen ki audio cassettes ley leen :bhangra:
aur kuch nahi mila aapko example ke liye choohe hi mile
aur restrau mein hi jaana hai to mein aloo-gobi ke sabzi bankar marna jyada pasand karoga
jee nahi aap ke baat par shak karke meine marna hai kya
KK is not well these days…unko doctor ne uni and office se 2 week ki chutti lene ko kaha hai…waise bimaar nahi hai bas ek break lena hai…kal raat aaye the ghar…der raat tak baatein-shaatein hui
aaj ka abhi tak to kuch plan nahi hai aaj to abhi tak lunch bhi nahi kiya hai…5-6 baje khaayege kuch abhi bhook nahi lag rahi pata nahi kyon
kya baat hai itne saare cassetes ek saath…ab to aapke paas gaane hi gaane hai sunne ke liye…
…kaise hain
…all fresh ho gaye ho tu sabzi mandi mein jaa kar beith jaye…aur nara lagate rahi ga k fresh fresh gobi hoon 2 rupe ki ley jao mujhe.. 
…aur itne fresh kaiseho gaye..washign machine mein dhul kar ayein hain kia.. :halo:
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haan ab yahi din baaki reh gaye hai sabzi mandi mein sabzi bechne wale 
aur itna badha washing machine market mein aaya nahi hai abhi 
ab de do aashirwaad 
aap jaa bhi rahe ho
jete raho, khush raho, dodo nahao, pholo phalo 
…ab in per amal na karna akhri waley per kuch zyada hi josh se kar rahey hain aap amal…
oh achcha to mein khud sabzi bankar baith jaao 
