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haan Boss ko bhi isi liye pata hota hai, kyunk woh khud bhi aisa hota hai..agar woh aisa na hota.. tu aap ko office mein rakhta ..nahi na…bechara khudb hi bonga hai..tub hi bachey howey hain aap…

haan na rona shoro hone se pehle hi red ho jati hoon :smack:…ammi kehti hain..rabia shadi k din tumhara make up nahi karvaoun gi mein, 2 min mein sara kharab kar do gi..mein ne kaha aap se kis ne kaha k min roo gi…:hehe::wink:

aur mein kyun kissi k jaisi dikhoon…log mere jaise lagne ki koshish karte hoon gay mein nahi karti…mein apni terha hi dikhti hoon.. :snooty:

naheen rukk saktta :mad:… raat ku online houn ga… pakka promise… mere course supervisor baitha hu gaa Uni mai…

tu raat ko aap ayein na aye..mujhe koi farq nahi padta..kyunk raat ko mere liye ana mushkil hai … khair theek hai jaye…rhem dil hoon is liye ijazat dey di hai.. :smack:…mein raat ko aney ki koshish karoon gi..warna koi akhir nahi aye mujhe.. :halo:…

bye shye..aur takecare karni ho tu kar leina nahi tu na sahi…:snooty:

Allah hafiz.. :wave:

:hehe: well make up ka to kharch hi nahi hoga na aapko bas thode thode der mein rulana padhega aur kuch nahi…taake aapka face reddish sa hi lagta rahega :smiley:

well phir bhi kisi aur ki face aapke face ko resemble karti hogi na :rolleyes: uffffffffffff itne der mein to pooora sketch ban jaata aapka :smack:

haan ammi bhi yehi kehti hain..k tumhari shadi per make up ka kharch nahi karoong i mein..mein na kaha ammi eik hi dafa tu karni hai aisa zulm na karein.. :teary3:

agar mujhe rulaya na bhi jaye aur dhoop k neechey bitha diya jaye tu bhi red ho jati hoon :smack:…mere chehre ko red hone k ilawa aur koi kaam nahi hai mad..

aur haan log idher udher milate rehte hain…per mein kehti hoon..ji nahi mein sirf apne jaisi dikhti hoon..:snooty:

lo yeh to aur bhi achchi baat hai bas shaadi open ground mein kar lena to phir to red i red :blush:

waise auntiji ko daya to aa hi jayegi aap chinta na kare :stuck_out_tongue: thoda powder to laga hi dege

ab aap jaldi se bata de bahot ho gaya :rolleyes:

hawww hayee..awayeen khama kha open ground mein ho gi shadi…log shadi ko bhol kar cricket khelne beith gaye tu tu hogaye meri shadi.. :bummer:.. ji nahi aisa hargiz nahi hoga..:mad:

aur sirf powder nahi..mein poora make up karvaoun gi..warna mein …mein… meinn… warna mein roo gi nahi..:snooty:

aur na bataoun tu..kia kar lein gay… :hoonh:

:snooty:

:hehe: well aapke bhai to shuru kar hi dege cricket sach mein..aapke sasural walo se match :rotfl:

ha ha ha …aapke rone se kya farak padhta hai baaki saare to khush ho rahe hoge ki chalo achcha hua gaye :stuck_out_tongue: aur chalo mein bhi thodi sifarish kar hi dooga aunty se ki thoda make up kar hi do inko :rolleyes:

aur agar aap naa bataye to
to mein
to mein na
sach mein
mein na
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kuch nahi karna :frowning:

hai na na..koi bharosa nahi mere bhaiyoon ka..waheen cricket khelna shoro ho jayein gay, aur ammi papa umpire ban jayein gay..aur meri shadi atak na jaye kahin..is nahi na re na..ada vada risk nahi leyti mein..:nono:…

baki khush tu hoon gay hi. khas kar mere sasural waley..k hamey tu Pari mil gaye..:blush:… aur aap ko sifarish karne ki zaroorat nahihai…ammi janti hai, agar make up na howa tu Rabia kia kar sakti hai.. :smokin:..waise in case aap agar bhol gaye hoon tu bata hi deyti hoon rehm dil jo hoon..k ALlah ne mujhe bhi do haath diye they..:halo:

aur mujhe pata hai k agar mein ne na bataya tu aap kuch nahi karien gay..kyun k aap mera kuch kar hi nahi sakte..ha he ho..:mocking:

snooty

:hehe: kya scene hoga saare barati spectators and uncle-aunty umpires and bhai log lage he khelne mein :smiley:

nahi mein to aapke side walo ke khush hone ki baat kar raha tha…:stuck_out_tongue: sasural wale to bechare royege…:smack:

:frowning: well ab is bholie miskeen udhaas shakal par hi taras kha kar kuch bata de :frowning:

p.s. KK just called…he said sorry about not saying bye-shye and allah haafiz unko jaldi hi nikalna padha…

mein aisa scene hone hi nahi doon gi..us se pehle hi cut keh doon gi..mein kahoon gi pehle mujhe ruksat karo phir jo chahey karo..:snooty:

aur mere side wale tu roye gay na..k un k yahan se Pari chali gaye..aur sasural waley khush hoon gay k un k side per aa gaye.. :teary1:..Pari bechari ..pari na howi khilona ho gaye…

ji mujhe is shakal per bilkul taras nahi aa raha.. :hoonh:..kuch aur try karo..

ohh.. haha…un se kehna maaf kia, rehm dil jo hoon…its ok..phir baat ho tu meri taraf se bye shye keh deina ..:slight_smile:

:hehe: haan aap to director hoge na jaise poore movie ke :rolleyes:

haan Pari Pari ek pari bechari …aasmaan se giri :frowning: :smiley:

hmmm is bholi masoom shakal par bhi taras nahi aaya :frowning: aur kya try kare…chalo aap jo kahe..

woh bechara aapke khatarnaak PM se darr raha tha…bechara…kehne laga please bata dena yaad se ki mein chala gaya bina bataye so maaf karde :smiley:

haan tu aur kia..mein director, writer, editor, aur actress bhi tu mein hi hoon gi…:Pretty:

haan na bechari Pari.. per bechari bhi kyun.. koi bechari nahi..bechare tu woh log hain…jo Pari samajh kar ley tu jaa rahey hain..unhey kia pata pari k kitne roop hain…:D…

nahi mujhe sirf masoomoon per taras aata hai..aap per nahi aata :hoonh:..

hahaha waise mein karne wali thi unhey Pm..haha..meri sohbat mein kitne samajhdar ho gaye hain aap log..pata chal jata hai k hum kia kar sakte hain..:hehe:…maaf kia maaf kia..wohi baat rehm dili jo aa jati hai beech mein :smack:

:eek: to itne kitne roop hai aapke ???

aur maasoomon par taras aata to hum par kyon nahi…yeh dekho :frowning: :teary1: kaha milega isse maasoom

hehehe haan bechare darr ke phone kar diye :D…hum to pehle se hi samajhdaar hai aaphi ko nahi pata :rolleyes:

bade roop hain hamare.. maslan.. ghussa aney per jhansi ki rani bhi ban sakti hoon.. :mad:..aur zyada ghussa aa jaye..tu yeh chaingaz khan aur pholan devi kia hain mere samne…bus abhi k liyeitna kafi hai..is umer mein dil kamzoor ho ga aap ka..tu heart attack nahi detyi..itni asani se kyun marne doon.. :hoonh:

aur mujhe Aise waise masoomoon per taras nahi aata..asli wale masoom per taras ata hai..tub hi aap per nahi aa raha..bohat koshish ki aa jaye..per naih aa raha.. :smack:..

haan ab samajh aa rahi hai muhe k kitne samajhdar ho rahey hain..meri sohbat ka asar hai…:Pretty:

:eek: sahi hai tab to har season, har emotion, har festival, har country ke liye naya roop :mudhosh:

aur humara dil badha mazboot hai so not to worry itne asaane se peecha nahi chutne wala :rolleyes:

well aise waise nahi hum kaise kaise types ke masoom hai…dekhe thodi koshish aur kare shayad kuch reh aa hi gaye :halo:

haan na aur kia…woh gana mere liye hi tu bana tha..Roop ki Rani…aur Chooron k raja ko mein dhond rahi hoon..Police ne mujh se kahatha Bibi agar mil jaye tu bata di ga..hamey tu milta nahi hai .. :halo:..tub se issi mission per lagi hoon…

haan na wohi tu prob hai..k dil bhi body per chala gayahai… kuch zyada hi mazboot ho gaya hai.. :rolleyes:

haan phir koshish ki hai…kuch nahi howa :bummer:..acha sunain..ab hum jaa rahey hain..hamara tame ho gaya hai…tu bye shye :smokin:

aurtakecare karni ho tu woh bhi nahi tu na sahi..:snooty:
Allah hafiz.. :wave:

okie jee talk to ya laters

till then take care and be good

:wave:

allah haafiz :slight_smile:

ok ji bye shye…aur good tu mein hoon hi mashallah se ..aur kia good hoon..good ho ho kar thuk gaye hoon ab nahi hoti..:snooty:

ok takecare vakecare keh chuki hoon phir nahi keh rahi…:smack:

Allah hafizz…aur woh Ba bhi tu,.. :mocking:

:hehe:

okie :wave:

baba

hope to talk to you later tonite