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Dosri Pari??? yeh dosri pari ne kab janam liya..aisa Anarth ho hi nahi sakta..eik Pari k hotey howey dosri janam ley hi nahi sakti…aaap yaqeenan kissi Churail ka ziker kar rahey hain..hai na na…:mocking:
mein khud us Maheenoo k bare meinsooch rahi thi k woh hai kahan aaj kal, soocha tha jab ‘JAB’ aap online ayein gay tu pooch loon gi..:halo:

ab mujhe woh tu bata dein..woh UFO’s wali baat sach hai kia..:konfused:

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galey mein kuch phas gaya hai kia…:bailan: :2guns:

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haan ab kya kare budhapa aa hi gaya hai to soch raha sutte ka shauk bhi poora kar lete hai :smokin:

well meine bhi KK se poocha tha ki koi UFO aaya tha kya B’ham mein to mujhse bhi kehne lage ki haan suna hai :eek: mein internet par search kar raha hoon shayad kuch info mile but nothing :bummer:

so aur kaise haal chaal aapke ??? everything oright?

Lu aa gaee naa phir sai Udan khatoullai wallai .. :rolleyes:

haan waise yeh tu hai…apni akhri khwahish poori kar hi lein…baad mein mauqa mile na mile…:mocking:… chalo lage raho shabash…
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hahah yeh aliens bhi sirf apne baradari waloon ko bata kar hi ayeinhain…sirf KK ko hi pata chala hai in k bare mein…

agar aap ko koi info. mile tu zaroor batana acha…aur hum theek thaak hain, :hula:… aur jab hum theek thaak hain tu baqi sab kuch bhi theek thaak hi hoga na..soochne wali baat hai..:smack:..oh haan per aap tu sooch nahi sakte na…chalo chuddo…tussi sunao..kia ho raha hai, is k ilawa.. :smokin:..

tu unhey tu ana hi tha..jab un ki family ka Member jo sab se zyada khatarnaak aur bhayanak hai idher beitha hai, tu ana tu tha na unheybhi :mocking:

AAP BATA RAHEY HAIN YA NAHI>> :mad2:

haan ab to din bhar bas :smokin:

haan mujhe bhi yahi laga KK ko hi bata kar aaye hai…kahi KK hi to Jadoo nahi :eek:

good good aap theek thaak ho :hula: so kab soye and kab uthe…woh program kab tak chalta raha :smack: i was online till 3 socha aap aa jao program ke baad :smiley:

hmmm yaha to kuch khaas nahi bas thoda kaam thoda araam thodi gupshup thodi :smokin:

aap sunaye koi plans for the evening???

haan chalo agar din bhar yehi kerna ka sooch liya hai, tu eik din aye ga jab sirf ciggerate hi nazar aye gi…oh acha woh party kaisi rahi, kia pehna tha??

nahi nahi KK jadoo kaise ho skate hain…woh tu itna cute tha…choto sa munno sa :kiss:..kk tu sirf dimagh se hi chote hain… :hoonh:

aur mein hmm wohi 4:00 baje tuk soye thi..haan woh making dekhne k baad gane vane ana shoro ho gaye they, aur phir mein ne soocha aap ja chuke ho gay, is liye mein aye bhi nahi … ammi papa tu sone chaley gaye they, mein gane shane dekh kar gaye thi… :smokin:///

aur shaam ka bhi koi khaas pIlaan nahi hai Raabert … mein filhal tu omer ka intezar kar rahi hoon woh jaldi se aye takey mein ussey UFO wali khabar sunaon..pait mein dard ho gaya hai mere ab… :smack:

yar Daagh tumm he Martion language mai butta du… :ahaa: how is the weather outside in B’ham… I bet its cloudy… not sunny… :wink:

:hoonh:..aap ne tu zaban karaye per di hai na…eik dafa seedhi terha bata dein, k haan waqayee mein dekhey gaye hain UFO’s..kis ilaqe mein?? ..per nahi…seedhi terha bolna tu ata nahi hai na… :2guns:..

aur weather kahan se beech mein aa gaya…:smack:.. aur haan cloudy hi hai..bohat thund bhi hai…Soraj shama k samne nikalne ki gustakhi kaise karey…:Pretty:

oh haan party was very very very good…lots of people…office se to bas 4 hi the…hum teen housemates and one more lady…boss of the guy who gave the party…dekha kitne izzat hai poore office se sirf 4 logo ko bulaya usne…hes been here for 12 years and hum to sirf 3 saal pehle hi mile the…i wore all black :smiley:

haan to khana was indian…he ordered indian food..it was very very yummy…chicken and prawns and veggie :yummy:

it was an aussie theme party so there was quiz on australia and i was in ‘Perth’ team and ofcourse results were very obvious we were last :smiley:
then there was an auction for the things he is not taking back with him…and the money was suppose to go to a charity meine bhi masti mein bidding shuru kar di and 2 bean bags sar padhe :smack:

oh okie…so aajkal jaldi sone lag gaye aapko :-p

haan badi izzat hai..sirf 4 logoon ko is liye bulaya hoga…takey asani se Handle kar sakein…agar sare k sare Mental logoon ko bula leytey tu party eik taraf aur chidyaghur zyada lagta :halo:…samajhdar ho gaya hai Boss kuch kuch.. mere ashirwad se.. :snooty:

chii prawns… aur phir chicken ko pakad liya hoga aap ne tu…bechari chickens..Kingston tu ab har chicken k liye qabristan ho gaya hoga.. :bummer:

lo khareeda bhi tu kia…bean bags khareed kar beith gaye :smack:..woh jo atey hain na Mr. Bean..un ko dey deina mufti mein…bacha khush ho jaye ga..:D…

oh Black pehna tha ..shabashh..saatht ube light ley kar gaye they???takey nazar aa sakein..

aur haan aaj kal meinkoshish kar rahi hon jaldi sone ki..takey jaldi uth jaya karoon…per woh kia hai na,jab mein jaldi soti hoontu deir se ut ti hoon, aur jab deir se soti hoon tu jaldi ut thi hoon..:smack:..pariyoon ka hisab ulta chalta hai na..jab mein clg jati thi…tu 3, 3:30 tuk so kar, khud hi 7:30 uth jati thi… agar kabhi jaldi so jati thi tu ammi utha ti theen phir..is liye jan bojh kar deir se sona padta tha…
hayee clg k din.. :teary1:

:smack: daikhaa patta thaa mujhai… abb agar Sur pur dhoup purdee hutte tu baat samajh mai aate naa… :rolleyes: abb bulb kai neechai ja kur baithu kuch energy aaye ge tu samajh mai aaye ge … :wink:

hehehe aisa kuch nahi tha baaki dher saare aur log bhi aaye the…but office ke bas char :smiley:

aur kingston ki to saari chickens khatam ho gayi hai yeh to claygate ki chicken thi :yummy: the food was really really good

nahi tubelight to nahi le gaya tha mein flourescent powder and hair spray laga kar gaya tha so andhere mein bhi doooooooooor se nazar aa raha tha :smooth:

haan sach mein ulta system hai Pariyon ka to…mein to 2-3 baje sota hoon tab bhi alarm laga kar 9 baje uth ta hoon :bummer: every morning lagta hai ki kyon aakhir kyon meine apne papa ki baat nahi maani aur unke business mein nahi gaya :frusty:

aur aap to uni jaaoge hi na jaldi hi so kya tension hai :rolleyes: phir se wahi din laut aayege aapke

:hehe:..ufffffffffffffffffff Bongayyyy… mein samjhi pata nahi kia waja thi weather poochne ki…tobah astagfaaarrr… :bailan:

yeh silsila aap k saath hi hota hoga..aap hi kehte hoon gay, Dhhhoooppp…Pariyoon k saath aisa nahi hota… unhey dhoop aur chand ki zaroorat nahi padti koi baat samajhne k liye acha…:hoonh:

abhi tuk nahi bataya k sach keh rahyethey ya nahi… :crying: :mad:

agar suchh kah rahha hutaa tu kia online huttein abhi tumm … :hoonh: poore family home planet naheen ja chukke hutte :mad:

haan tu wohi tu keh rahi hoon na…k agar office k sare log puhunch jaate wahan per..tu wahan tu Allah khair se ALlah hi ho raha hota sara waqt…log tu Zoo jane k bajaye wahan per hi aa jatey sare bander dekhne, woh bhi khuley howey.. :eek:

tobah tbah…yeh tuk pata hai k chicken kahan se laye gaye thi..bechari chickens tu ab is dunya mein ane se darein gi…aur gana bhi gaa rahi hon gi aap k liye..‘jahan mein jati hoon waheen chaley atey ho’.. :bummer:

chalo yeh bhi theek hai k powder showder laga kar chaley gaye..thodi khusboo bhi aa gaye hogi…1 teer se do shikar..samajhdar hotey jaarahey hain meri sohbat mein..shabash rabia, jeeti raho :kiss:

hai na na…tub hi tu pariyoon aur bhooton mein farq hota hai…:smack:..mere ander hi alarm laga howa hai..pata nahi kaise khud ba khud aankh khol jati hai.. mad…aur phir neend bhi nahi aati…

aur haan UNi tu inshallah jaoun gi.,.per woh clg k din tu gaye na..

koi lauta dey woh pyare pyare din
kat ti nahi raatein haan un k bin :teary3:

UFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF..yani k itni deir se jhoot bol rahey they…:bailan:..hawww hayee..aur mein bechari yahan dar kar beithi howi thi.. ufff… :2guns:

aur haan yeh tu hai k mein online nahi hoti..kyun k KMG mein bhi electricity chali jati hai na…tu electricity aney k baad mein tu aa jati per aap na aatey..aap apne rishtedaroon k paas jo hotey.. :halo:…

tu kia …Four Boys aor aik Girl sai bhi naheen samjheein thein … :hoonh: :smack: kabhi ghar mai giintee kee hai … :hehe:

hahah…tu mujhe kia pata tha k aap mazak kar rahey hain.. :bailan:…yeh 4 boys aur 1 girl kehne se pehle aap ne Aliens ki baat ki thi..tu mein samjhi aagay awayeen bongi mari hai..ab Bongay bongi nahi mare gay tu aur kia marein gay… :2guns:

aur giintii ki hai mein ne… 4 ladkey aur 1 PARI hai…
hizab k bade kachey ho tum… (kaun si film ka dialogue hai bolo bolo tell tell).. :mocking: