hehehe achcha to baat maan na ya na maan na aapke mood par hota hai mein to samjha tha ki aap ulta hi karte ho…ek umeed thi woh bhi gayi…
achcha aapke papa k laloo achcha lagta hai…well hes very education double MA hai in literature and history…aiwien hi bewakoof banne ki acting karta hai and popular hota hai…
well woh boring books nahi hai interesting hai…aap padhoge to pata chalega…haan ‘Love Story’ wali novel ka zikr ‘mujhse dosti karoge’ mein tha…he he he…and you know in one of the songs hritik red telephone booths he paas dance karta hai na woh na Kingston mein hai
nahi sach mein weekdays mein nahi karta breakfast and lunch time par nahi 7:00 baje uth jaata office jo jaana hota hai
haan woh kia hai na… k mood per sara ilzaam dalna padta hai..kyun k dekhain kabhi kabhi log chalakiyan dikhate hain..aur baat manvane k liye jan bojh kar ulta kehte hain takey mein ulta karoon…per kyun k mere paas aqal hai mashallah se..isi liye mujhe jab shuk hota hai tu mein baat manney k mood mein aa jati hoon…samjhein..aap nahi samjhein gay..aqalmund logoon ki baatein aqalmund hi samajh saktey hain tussi kasht na karo
Allah reyyyyyyy double MA… tub hi shayad padh padh kar lalo nahi lallu ban gaya hai.. aur us ko bewaqoof banney ki acting karne ki zaroorat nahi padti..woh bana banaya bewaqoof hai..tub hi tu double double MA kia hia…eik hi dafa karne se jee nahi bhara tha..jo dobara kar k beith gaya
wahh rey…aap ka jawab durust howa..sunflower oil ka sirf dhakun aap ka howa..kyun k sawaal easy tha
aur haan mujhe pata hai k woh Kingston hai..kyun k mere mamo ji yahan aye howey they tu hrithik ji tv per aye tu mein unhey woh gana dikha rahi thi andekhi anjani si..mein unhey hrithik dikha rahi thi..aur woh kingston dekh dekh kar khush ho rahey they..aur keh rahey they hum yahan gaye howey hain..yahan rehte they bla bla bla… mein itni achi cheez dikha rahi thi woh roads dekh rahey they
aur weekdays per aap subah 7:00 baje se ley kar lunch tuk kuch nahi khate..aisa kaise ho sakta hai…impossible..jab aap 2 min k liye mutke ko akela nahi chodte tu itne ghunte kaise chod sakte hain..
meine movie dekhi nahi thi mera bhai mujhe kehne laga arey woh telephone booths to tumhare kingston mein hai na… i was like tereko kaise pata chala to bolta kisi foto mein dekha tha mere
naa jee i don’t eat anything before lunch…mood hi nahi karta waise office jaane ka itna ghussa hota hai ki kuch khaane ka mood hi nahi hota
haan sirf dhakkan…oil mera hai kyun k mein ne movie dekhi thi…waise aap ne woh movie kyun nahi dekhi? achi hai Un ki ho hai
per agar aap ne movie nahi dekhi thi tu ‘Love story’ ka kaise pata chala…aur aap k bhai bhi mere mamo ki terha roads aur location dekh rahey they itni achi cheez ko chod kar chchchc bhai bhai per hi gaya hai..
waise subah subah mera bi kuch khane ko dil nahi karta..mein nahi khati..haan per har rooz subah dant khati hoon pait bhar kar..k kuch khaati kyun nahi mein..per mein kia kaoron mein Nirdoosh hoon..mujhe bhook hi nahi lagti
per aap ko kaise nahi lagti..aur ghusse mein bhook ko bhool jate hain wah rey… tu jab hamey khane ko bachana hoga tu aap ko ghussa cheda dey gay :D…good idea na.. i know i know..
lo..abhi kaha tha k movie nahi dekhi..abhi keh rahey hain k dekhi hai..sooch lo pehle .. oh ho per aap soochein gay kaise..chalo chuddo..mein samajh gaye ..koi baat nahi..Allah behter kare ga
hahaha haan yeh gana mein ne bhi abhi suna hai..mein kehne bhi wali thi dekho mera gana aa gaya…:Pretty: cute gana hai..
wah rey..kash k sara waqt subah hi rehti takey aap ko bhook na lagti…aur chickens bechari ki umer thodi lambi hoti…per hazar khwahishein aisi k har khwahish per dum nikle
haha ohhh acha acha i c i c…thoda aur zor se mar lein sar deevar per…balkey aap kyun yeh kasht karte hain..hum hain na..hum marte hain…hato zara.. yeh lo..
aur Allah ko pyari cheezein hi pyari hoti hai..aap pyare nahi hoon gay ..hona hota tu ab tuk na ho jate.. per ab tu mein ne umeed bhi chod di hai.. bhotoon ki umer kafi lambi hoti hai… tu tussi aram se beitho..kuch nahi hone wala aap ko
acha ab mein jaa rahi hoon khana bananey…
tu baad mein baat hogi inshallah..tub tuk k liye bye shye..
aur takecare karni ho tu woh bhi..nahi tu na shai
woh kia howa na…k aap k paas se pata nahi kaise per 1, 2 chickens bach kar aa gaye theen… tu mein ne soocha k mein hi jaldi jaldi se bana loon..is se pehle aap phir un ka shikar karte howey aa jaye…tu wohi bana rahi hoon…
aur haan radio ko tu mein ne full volume mein lagaya howa hai..mein dekhti hoon woh gana kaise bach kar nikalta hai aaj
ufffff eik tu Qayamat k ganoon se chid hai mujhe..:yukh: abhi usi ka gana aya hai..
oh haan..mujhe deir ho rahi hai..bohaatt sare piyaaz katne hain Allah hafiz…
mein to samjha tha ki aap ulta hi karte ho…ek umeed thi woh bhi gayi…
office jo jaana hota hai 
tub hi shayad padh padh kar lalo nahi lallu ban gaya hai.. aur us ko bewaqoof banney ki acting karne ki zaroorat nahi padti..woh bana banaya bewaqoof hai..tub hi tu double double MA kia hia…eik hi dafa karne se jee nahi bhara tha..jo dobara kar k beith gaya 
Allah hafiz…
nahi chor nahi chorni 
