baarish hu raheee hai bahir ...
…haan ye bhi theek hai…
daaghoo bhaiyaa se mulaqaat hoi subah se? 
baarish 
…idher tu nahi ho rahii :(…chalo mai udher aa rahi hoon 
millai ga tu kuttai gaa achee tarah sai… 
du apni taraf sai marrai gaa 10 kissi aor ke taraf sai…
10 nahi …20 
aa jao… mazaa aae ga.. dunu daagh sai saath mai pittain gai…
nahi mere hisse ki maar bhi aap hi kha lijiye gaa :p…aur waise bhi mai ne tu kuch kaha hi nahi thaa…sab kuch tu aap aor wo Mr. reloaded sahab hi keh rahe thee
yeah tu buhat buraaa hu ga phir… us ke tu counting ghalat hai 15 sai aagai… bar bar counting start kurai ga…
Han je Maheen bibi tu offline thein uss waqt… 
…phir tu khooob mazaa aye gaa
hai naa…aur ye aankhoan ke saath kiya masla hai
bude hanse aa rahe hai… Mamon kai folders mai kuch milla…
abhii kahaa…waise bhi mamoo ka room locked hai
yeah tu buhat bura huwa… Nana kai pass hai na key?
yeah but I know where it is …agar wo usse uthaa ke kaheen aur naa rakh dein
Nana ke aik aor shadi kur du… 
mere landlady sai …
nahii jee..aap ki landlady aap hi ko mubarak ho
yaani aik aur naani …waise idea buraa nahi hai
arai mere landlady sai kion naheen… susheeel hai.. khana pakana bhi jante hai… saath mai gorilla war ke training bhi dai ge free of charge… aor Tamil shamil bhi seekh he lu ge…
kaha naa aap ki landlady aap hi ko mabarak ho…:p..aap kyoun nahi kar lete uss se shaadi …aakhir ko susheeel hai…khana pakana bhi jaanti hai aur aap ko raat ko 11 baje ghar aa ke kuch pakana bhi nahi parre gaa :p…iss ke ilaawa gorilla war ke training bhi dai ge free of charge… aor Tamil shamil bhi seekh he lu ge…
mai nai tu apne jaan churdanai kai lia kaha thaa. hum dhoooom dhaaam sai uss ke rukhsatee kurtai… magar kuch loug kissi ku khush naheen daikh saktai na…