kiss ko 
pata hai aaj mujhko subah kisi ne itna sweet text bejhaa…
…mai khush ho gaye 
aor uss ke maaar sai koun buchaee gaa…
sedhaaa tapkaa dai ge mujhai tu…
souching- tupaknai mai aik faida hai… seeedha Jannat ku sudhaar jaon gaa
taaron ky aor kis ku…
kis nai bhaija… kaisa thaa… 
aap jaise logoan ko tu jannat milne se rahi :p…
waise wo rabiaa bibi khush ho jaye gii 
kyoun …
kisi ne 
…kaha naa bohat achaa thaa…bhejne waala nahi…sms
mai 2 mins mai offline jaa rahi hoon 
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aap jaise logoan ko tu jannat milne se rahi :p..........
waise wo rabiaa bibi khush ho jaye gii :D
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Kia patta Allah kai Kamoon mai kis ku dakhul... :p
Uss nai tu aa kur kahnaa hai.. "Haaawwww Haaaaaheyyyyy, yahan kia baatan hu rahee hain*
achaaaaaaaaaaaa… aisaa tu meere saath bhi huwaa, phir tu.
ok... seee u later...
PS.. Raboooo agar tum yeah sabh purdhoo tu..you know what to do ;)
kesay hain sab :)
lo..aisi tey kuch keh vi nahi sakte hun
Mr. Kamo aap ko kaise pata k mein yehi kahoon gi…nahi kehti mein yeh jao..ab kehna bhi hoga tu bhi nahi kahoon gi..
haan tu mujhe kehna yeh hai k hm..pehle tu Maheen tum baat suno…badi uchal rahi ho tum…tumhey mujhe tapkane ka soochte howey bhi dar nahi laga… apun ko tapkane ki himmat kissi mein nahi hai.. :smo oth: hum tapka sakte hain per tapak :nono: woh bhi tumhare haathoon NEVAAAA…
haan tu ab Daagh ji…hello shello kia hal hai aap ka?? aur bohat kam logoon ko hi hamari khabar hoti hai…jab hamey khud hamari khabar nahi hoti, tu dosroon ko kaise ho gi… per jis din hamey hamari khabar mil gaye us din aap ko bhi batane k bare mein dekhoon gi, soochon gi, kal parson kuch kahoon gi..
aur ab Kamo ..hmmm apni nanu ko Rabboo kehte sharam nahi aati 
aaj kal k Kamo tu tobah tobah..Allah bachaye…aur aap ne abhi tuk signature change nahi kiaaaaaaaa… tobah dheet..kar lo…kuch nahi hogaa…per agar na kia tuu bohat kuch ho sakta hai 
hello rabia jee
kaise ho aap ???
chalo der aaye durust aaye
kaisa raha aajka din aapka ??? kuch interesting hua ???
aur yeh kk aapko pareshaan karne ke peeche padha rehta hai
aap kahe to sort out kardoo kal office mein 
hello shello hum tu theek hi hain, hamey kuch nahi ho sakta, aur hum hone bhi nahi deytey.. 
aap kaise ho? haan waise aap bhi theek hi hoon gay, aap ko bhi kia hona hai
aaj hmm actually woh kia hai na, k mere eik payeee k cricket matches hote hain bataya tha na…tu ammi wahan jati hain, tu friday aur sat ko koi match nahi tha, tu ammi ne kaha k yeh do din mein tumhare saath hoon, is liye mein ammi k saath hi busy rahi..kyun k ammi phir kal match per chali jayein gi eik tu yeh cricket, maa beti k beech mein Bat ban gaya hai 
is ko tu ban hi karva deina chaye..ab Munna bhai se kehna pade ga…
yeh KK se tu mein khud hi niptoon gi…unhey tu mujhe hi sort out karne do..ab yeh naik mauqa har kissi ko kyun doon mein..nahi deyti jao.. mein khud karoon gi…
waise abhi hai kahan woh No 1 Namoona aur Namooni bhi??
heheh aap bhi jaya kare na aapke mom ke saath cricket dekhne…ghar par bore hone se to better hi option hai na…
well KK is i think in uni…and maheen is at work and uske ghar ka renovation chal raha hai so woh regular nahi aayegi GS par…
aur sunaye shaam ka kuch plan ?
lo..sari raat Zulekha ki kahani sunati rahi aur uth kar poocha k Zulekha mard thi ya aurat mein itni dino se kia cheekh cheekh kar keh rhai hoon…mujhe cricket nahi pasanddddddd… aur na hi koi shauq hai cricket dekhne ka haan bus kabhi kabhi khelne k mood mein ho, tu woh khel leyti hoon… aur phir yeh sachi vachin tu mere hi shagird hain na…!
ohh KK aur uni gaye hain… chalo atleast ABC tu seekh hi lein gay, umeed pey dunya kayam hai per bechari UNI.. kaise kaise namoone ko rakhti hai…per yeh Uni kaun se Mental Hospital ki hai..kyun k normal logoon ki uni mein tu Mr. Kamo ko admission mil nahi sakta.. oh kahin wohi uni tu nahi jahan se aap ne padha tha.. :kon fused:
aur Maheen bibi kaam shaam kar rahi hain..haha..itna bada joke acha nahi hota…Maheen aur kaam hehe ab is baat ko tu jokes forum per post kar dein…
aur shaam ka hmmm nahi koi khaas plan shlan nahi hai..oh haaaannnnnnn guess wat..aaj Fiza aa rahi hai star plus per ..hrithik ji ki:blu sh: … mein tu wohi dekhoon gi..ammi keh rahi theen k rabia 100 dafa dekhi hai phir dkeho gi, koi zaroorat nahi hai, per ammi apun ko janti nahi.. mein agar baat man loon, tu mera record tot nahi jaye ga..ammi samjhti hi nahi hai 
per woh kia hai na, k ammi abhi so rahi hain, tu mein ammi ko uthaoun gi hi nahi… good idea na i know i know…
han tu aap ka kia plan hai? aaj walk shalk per jana hai?? ya aaj road per taras aa gaya hai???
oh mein to bhool gaya tha ki bandiyo ko sports mein koi interest hi nahi hota to aapko kaha achcha lagega cricket shricket…
well mein yaha se nahi india se hi padhkar aaya tha na yaha wale indian mental case to admit nahi karto
oh fiza 
thats such a boring movie…aap hi ko mubarak ho
well nahi mein aaj nahi kal jaaonga walk par…aaj to shayad gym jaaonga thode der mein thode equipments kharaab karke aata hoon
tu yaad rakhne k liye zahen hai hi kab jo bhoolne per itna heraan ho rahey hain.. per waise sari bandyioon ko sports boring nahi lagta… meri hi kuch friends hain woh tu pehle hi Mental hain aur cricket k peechey tu aisi pagal hain k pagaloon ko bhi sharam aa jaye.. har waqt cricket ki baatein karteen hain.. aur mujh se sara waqt daant khateen hain…aur cricket dekhti tu aise ankhein phad kar hain jaise hrithik ji khel rahey hoon.. aur palkein bhi nahi jhumkateen..mera us waqt dil chahta hai hamesha hamesha k liye in ki ankhein bund kar doon pr friends hain is liye maaf karna padta hai..
ohhh yahan ka Mental Hospital waise bhi ab full ho gaya hai…eik ki kami thi woh Mr. Kamo ne poori kar di… is liye aap agar yahan admission leine ki koshish bhi karte tu woh aap ko wapis India wale Mental Hospital mein bhejva deytey..acha kia k waheen se padh kar aye..pehla aqal ka kaam kia hai…talliyaaannn..
lo..aaj gym per zulm dhayein gay..wahan k equipments ne kia bigada hai aap ka 
itni mehnat se eik equiment banta hai, aur aap apne paoun us per padhar kar us ka bhi ram nam sate kar dein gay…
aur haaaannnnnn fiza koi boring film nahi hai achaaaa…khabardar jo ussey kuch kaha itni achi film hai..jalo mut zyada hrithik ji se.. aur bhi kafi log hain un se jalne k liye..waise khair mubarak..
oh achcha to bandiyo mein bhi sports ki interest hai good to know
aur ufffff kitna likhte ho aap aake haath nahi dukhte ?? and aap real life mein bhi talkitive ho ???
well chalo ab mein chalta hoon milte hai late evening mein agar aap online hue to
tab tak ke liye rab rakha and take care and be good
ta
haan bandiyoon ko nahi bandariyoon kaho woh bandiyaan jinhey sports pasand hai bandariyoon se kam thodi hoti hain
aur mein koi budhi nahi hoon, k likhne se mere haath mein dard ho aap k hathoon mein hota hai tu is mein aap ka nahi aap ki omer ka dosh hai.. aur mein real aur fake life har jaga aisi hi hoon…
aur aap kahan ja rahey hain??? 
yeh koi time hai jane ka..
per agar ja hi rahey hain tu jao..hum Mental nahi hain k rookein.. hum bhi jaa rahey hain
bye shye..aur takecare karni ho tu kar leina nahi tu na shai..