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lo..tum kyun tapkao gi…usey tu mein hi sabak sikhaoun gi..aisa tapkaoun gi k yaad rakhey ga k tapkna kisse kehte hain :mad2:

aur agar tumhare hathoon mein kujli badh jaye tu Polifax laga leina…shayad kuch farq pad jaye :rolleyes:

kaha na mere haathoan mai khujli ho rahi hai.:smokin:…Kami ke bache ko mujhe tapkane do :love:…

RABBBOOOOO ki bachii…aik tu mai ne kaha tumhara kaam aasaaaan ho jaye gaa aur oooper se tum nakhre kar rahi ho :snooty:

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yeah gore ke saamne kai baar mein yahoo par baat karta hoon woh poochta hai kaun girlfriend hai mein kehta hoon nahi colleague from india :smiley:

lo kya jab halat kharab ho tabhi gym jaate hai kya :halo:

it is never ending battle to stay fit :smiley:

tu mein ne bhi kaha na polifax laga lo agar kujli zyada ho rahi hai tu :rolleyes:

aur chalo yeh theek hai Kamo k bache ko tum tapka deina..Kamoo ko mein hi tapkaoun gi… :2guns:

ye aap oooper ki flight ke liye tu rawanaa nahi ho gaye :rolleyes:

hahaha bechara gora..bhola miskeen..waise itne bhi bhole nahi hote yeh :rolleyes:
acha gore se tu keh diya k colleague hai..per waise kis se Yahoo per baat karte hain..:wink: bolo bolo tell tell..hum gorey nahi hian, is liye hamre samne jhoot :nono:

haan na ab fit log gym kyun jayein gay bhala??? wohi jayein gay na jo fit banney ka khaab dekhte hoon :rolleyes: per becharoo ko yeh pata ho k woh fit hain nahi..per isi umeed per jatey hain k umeed per dunya kayam hai..

nahi ultaa kar lete hain…:rolleyes:…kami ko mai aur uss ke bache ko tum :stuck_out_tongue:

tum polifax hi lagati ho apne haathoan mai :rolleyes:

agar ho rahey hain tu eik ticket Maheen k liye bhi book kar lein…woh bhi aa rahi hai peechey peechey.. :rolleyes:

agar aise hi GS par rabiaa se baityata raha to woh din door nahi :smiley:

ji nahi..mujhe Kamo k bache se koi dushmani nahi hai..Kamo se hai…tum bache ka intezar karo.. woh aye ga tu us per tot padna :snooty: jab tuk hum Kamo ko thikane lagatey hain :mad2:

aur hamare hathon mein Allah ka shukar itni bhyanak kujli nahi hoti … is liye hum polifax nahi balkey Nivea Soft lagate hain :snooty:

well gore bholay and miskeen nahi hote badhe hi kameene hote hai :smash:

koi 1-2 thode hi kai saare logo se batiaaya rehta hoon…kuch khaas bhi hai :blush:

yahi to maar khaa jaate hai na hum desi…doctor ke paas bhi tabhi jaana jab bimaar ho…gym bhi tabhi jaana jab fit na ho…saare time last minutes :smack:

:rotfl:…beechare :smiley:

RABOOOO : :stuck_out_tongue:

ab itna lambaa wait koun kare :rolleyes:…yoon karte hain kamii aye gaa tu uss se pooch lein ge ke kis ke haathoan tapakna pasand kare gaa :D…:rolleyes:

ye polifax cheez kiya hai rabooo motto ? :stuck_out_tongue:

tu mein ne shayad waheen keh diya tha k itne bhi bholey miskeen nahi hote gore.. :rolleyes: bade taiz hote hain..eik tu har hafte naya boyfriend ya naye girlfriend…sharam tu naam ko bhi nahi hai.. chchc tobah tobah..hamare liye bhi koi chod dey koi..per nahi..:snooty:

yeh tu mujhe bhi pata hai k Logoon se baat karte hain…ab sare bander itne advance thodi howey hain k unhey comp. use karna ata ho..sirf eik aap hi tu howey hain.. :rolleyes:
mein ne yehi poocha tha k kaun kaun hai…aur yeh KHAAS kaun hai..?hm hm ;).. aur jo bhi us ki ankhein vankhein tu hain na… ! agar hain tu woh khaas kaise ho sakte hain …

lo…ab dekhain..agar insan theek thaak ho tu doctor k paas kyun jaye..aur doctors ka kaam hi kia hai…theek thaak banda bhi jaye tu keh dein gay, aap lo flan flan bemaari hai aap yeh medicine ley lo…woh tu apne paise badhaye gay na :smack: aur hum khama kha doctors k paise kyun badwaye? :snooty:
aur fit log gym kyun jayein gay bhalla?? takey woh wahan per mote mote log dekh kar khud bhi mote ho jayein… :rolleyes:

^^ tauba larkii tum kitna bolti ho :smack::rolleyes::stuck_out_tongue:

lo…tu Kamo ko us ki marzi se tapkaye? chalo chalo..itna woh haseen :rolleyes: usse tu hum tapkaye gay…yeh naiki hum apne hathoon se karein gay.. :snooty:

aur Maheeno bhainsoo …Polifax eik cream type cheez hoti hai..skin mein koi bhi prob ho jaye tu us ko rafa dafa kar deyti hai..woh bhi badi taiz hoti hai.. waise it is quite useful.. chaye ho tu batana..mein dey doon gi..hum ne rakhi howi hai apne paas tumhare jaise logoon k liye.. :snooty:

lo…agar aisi hi baat hai tu pehle kehna tha..mein roz eik dose deine aa jaoun gi..takey agar kal jana hai tu aaj jao..aaj jana hai tu abhi abhi jao..isi waqt :mocking:

itna tu mein kar hi sakti hoon..rehm dil jo hoon.. :blush:

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aapke comments uffffff :smack:

well jo khaas hai unko aankhen bahot hi cute hai :love: and shayad dikhta bhi hai theek se :smiley:

aur yeh fitness waali baatein rehne hi de…zehn par zyaadti naa kare…

tu tumhare mun se tu nahi bol rahi na..tumhey kyun dard ho rahi hai.. :snooty: Allah ne itni cute zaban di hai mashallah se usse use tu karna hai na..

ab tu aur bhi boloon gi… pate pate pate…lala la la la.. :bukbuk: :bukbuk:
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