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jee nahi dikhaya tha.. maan jaaien :mocking:

Chaddi Bacha Jitni Ho Means Mujh Se Ziyada Bhudhi Ho :stuck_out_tongue:

Tum Jao Na Plz Bachi Ko Bhejo :crying:

:blush:

aur aap k moonh main laddu :stuck_out_tongue:

Kiyon U Ki TOYOTA Ne U Ka Pait Gardan Tak Bhar Diya Hai Kiya :wink:

shobii se choti hoon aur aap shobii se barey hain :snooty:

khud ho budhey.. bacha banney ka boht shooq ho raha hai :hoonh:

:eek: ab tou mein nahi jaa rahi, waisey bhi bachi soo rahi hai (shuker hai khuda ka :halo: )

:konfused:

Pata Nahi Tum Kahan Dekhti Rahi Mein To Kar Raha Tha :halo:

Jhooton K Munh Pe KHUDA Ki Laanat :mad:

arey jaao, kaha na dikhaya thaa :hoonh:

or mere dil bhi Gardan Garden ho gaya hai :blush: main bhi kya cheez hoon :wink:

thank ju :blush:

Haath Neechay Karo Or Keyboard Par Type Karo Ye Sochnay Ka Nahi GS Ka Time Hai :wink:

haaye Allah :eek:

shobii daikho, ye mujhey kiya bol raha hai :teary1:

khud ho jhootey :grumpy:

kiya cheez hain aap? :halo:

ur welcome :blush:

Tum Kehti Raho Hamein Karnay Do :mocking:

ALLAH To Yaad Aana Hi Tha Kiyon K ALLAH Ka Farmaan Hi Likha Tha :slight_smile:

Chaar Paanch Or Bhi Sath Mila Lo BeWaQooF Akela Hi Kafi Hai :hoonh:

aap meri maan kiyon nahi jaatey? :smack:

Mein Jhooton Ki Koi Baat Nahi Manta :snooty:

Such Kahogi To Mein Shoq Se Maan Jaonga :k:

Mr. Baywaqoof Kya aik Garam Garam Pm bheyjooon app ko :expressionless:

Vivo ko jhoota nahin bolain.. mazak main bhi nain… warna.. Apni TOYOTA main baita loon gaa.. zabardasti .. aik dafa jo baith jata hai.. phir wapas nahi nikalta :smokin:

aur mein ne jhoot nahi bola mr beywakoof.. :hoonh:

arey jaao, char paanch aur bhi aa gaye na tou dar ker bhaag jaao geyy.. aaye barey :hoonh:

:smack:

teeno bachoon kyon larai kar rahe ho :smash: