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nahi loon gi ..
..ammi abhi phir aa kar keh kar gaye hain k kuch kha lo aur phir mein tumhey davai doon gi…per mein ne kaha nahi.. mujhe davai nahi leini…
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laikin ab mein yahan se ja rahi hoon..mere sar mein bohat dard ho raha hai..ammi keh rahi hain k zyada deir beitho gi tu aur tabyat kharab hogi… is liye mein thodi deir aur ruk kar dekhti hoon..shayad tabyat aur kharab ho jaye
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aur yeh K ko chor do tum pagal bongiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ![]()
**Mr. Bongay ** aye aye thakur..hello shello n salaam…ab mr.bongay k sath sath mr. khush fehm bhi ho gaye hain kia…
..aap se kis ne kaha k mein aap ko yeh aizaz bakshoon gi k aap meri taraf se wish karein is jahil bongi ko…hain bolo bolot ell tell..bailan..khush fehm log…
waise kia hal hai…snooty..mein 5, 10 min k liye hoon..is liye jaldi jaldi bata dein..aur koi achi khabar sunana …bailan…
chalo..mein ne abhi abhi farmaya hai k mein 5,10 min k liye hoon..5/10 min mein tu aap upar ptuk puhunch gaye woh hi bohat hai..
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per chalo mana tu sahi k budhey miyan hain…mein tu bata bata kar thuk gaye hoon
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lol:D
yaar hud hai Qasm se tum ab ja ker rest kero mere bhee sur mein durd ho raha hai subah chay jo nahi pee thee:mudhosh:![]()
kis bongay ko choroon? :halo: ussay tu tum ne pakra howa hai ![]()
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itna paRhnay likhnay ke baad bhi mujhe dictionary mai yeh BRB naheen mila… ![]()
waisse… i know BRB means… BooRhi Rabiaa Bibi ![]()
welcome ![]()
ok logo me is going
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take care ![]()
and thanks again for da wishes ![]()
ab tu mujhe pakka yaqeen ho gaya hai k aap wayqaee jahil hain…
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Rabia k saath aisi gustakhi …sharam tu nahi aye na..
…abhi tu pehli pehli dafa mile hain…is liye thoda rehm kar rahi hoon..aur upar se aaj bukhar ji bhi aye howey hain na
..tu kahin woh naraz ho kar na chaley jaye..is liye maaf kia aap ko…lekin ainda aisi gustakhi maaf nahi hogi…dar jayein ab…bailan
HH mein bhi ja rahi hoon…yeh bus KUCH log wapis aa jaye takey unhey bhi bye shye kar loon..woh kia hai na k hamari adat nahi hai is terha begair bye shye kiye jane ki..
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per tum jao jao..koi baat nahi…Allah hafiz..mocking…aur takecare bohat dafa keh chuki hoon mein ab nahi keh rahi smack…aur bye shye…mocking…
kya tum abhi bhi waha ho??? :halo:
rabiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa apna status theek karo
and last poora week kaha gayab the
aaj raat aaoge online? and yeh kya fever ??? aisa kya kar liya??? medicine liye??? i know nahi liye hoge…but ab le bhi lo ![]()
mai waqai dar gaya hoon sir par pao’n rakh kar bhaaging
PS:waisse aap apne bukhar saab ko koi chai shai pilayain… unki kuch khatir madaarat karain… yahaa’n kya kar rahi hain ![]()
wahan kahan…
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aur aap neechey utar aye?..peechey mud kar dekhain..sidyan bachi hain ya ram nam sate ho chuka hai un ka
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india se kab uk mein zulm dhane aye?
..aunty ji kaisi thi..mera msg aur mera kaam kia…:-|…haan k ilawa kuch aur nahi sunna chahti mein..bailan…
aur haan mein ne aap ki cousin ki shadi kipics dekh leen..ammi ko bhi dikhayein.. pehle nahi dikha rahi thi mein ne soocha k aap bhi hoon gay..per jab mein ne dekha k raasta saf hai koi khatre ki baat nahi hai..tub mein ne ammi ko dikhaye k bhoot voot nahi hai aap dekh sakti hain…itni pyari mehendi thiii…mein ne dekhte saath cheekh mari…tub hi tu ammi aye theen..aur tub hi tu mein ne ammi ko dikhayein theen pics
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dekha kia idea tha ammi ko bulane ka snotoy..
sar per paoun rakh kar bhaag rahey hain?
…oh ho yani namoonon mein eik aur nammona add ho gaya..chalo Mr Daagh aur KK aap ka eik aur patner aa gaya… ooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 min 1 min..yaad aya kuich kuch yaad aa raha hai mujhe..kahin aap woh tu nahi jinho ne aapni pic post ki thi dil k marezzon ka sooche begair..
…wohi hain na? hai na na?..
PS:… mein tu khud khatir dari karne ki koshish kar rahi hoon takey zyada deir ruk sakein woh..tub hi tu yahan beithi hoon..kyun k meri ammi abhi thodi deir pehle keh kar gaye theen k zyada deir yahan beithon gi tu tabyat aur kharab ho jaye gi..
…tu dekho abhi tuk tu howi nahi per umeed pey dunya kayam hai…
:-|… ab mujhe pata chala keh HH hamesha Daagh bhai se kin “churails” ka zikar karti rehti thi :rotato:
hehehehehe
theek hai theek hai i know achchi hi hai pics…aakhir sister meri hai and bhanji meri hai…i know mehendi is great…saare females in the house ne itni mehendi lagaye thi smack aur mein koi bhoot voot nahi hoon…bhola bhala sa insaan hoon blush
aur meine aate hi PM kiya tha tumko tumhara hi reply nahi aaya kuch ![]()
aur sunaye kya chal raha hai? and tabiyat ko kya ho gaya aisa ???
aur mom to tumhara message de diya tha woh to keh rahi thi kuch lekar jaao bachchi ke liye yahan se meine kaha rehne do mom unko kya pasand aayega pata nahi ![]()
hai na na..pata chal gaya na…mein tu kab se keh rahi hoon k woh wali churail badi khatarnaak hai…dekho abhi thodi deir pehle brb per gaye thi abhi tuk nahi aye woh jahil..
…us ka naam hai churail urf Maheen…
aap ko HH ne pari k bare mein nahi bataya
..haan kaise bataye gi jal kukdi jo hai..khair mein khud us pari k bare mein aap ko bata deyti hon…ab itni rehmd il jo hoon…snotoy…GS per eik pari aati hai Gs ki shoba badhane warna tu itni bhayanak kism ki churailein GS ko dara dara kar behosh kar dein…churailein tu churailain bhoot bhi kafi hain yahan..waise aap ne agar 1 bhoot dekhna ho tu aaine k samne khade hona zaroor nazar aye ga..pakka…vachan ley lo..
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haan tu mein pari k bare mein bata rahi thi na smack..ab choro mein kia bataoun..log hi kafi hain hamari tareef karne k liye ab hum apne mun se kia tareef karein blush..
O behan meri… thoRa saans lo… mujhe pata hai keh mujhe dekh kar bahut si khawateen apna dil haar jaati hain… ab iss mai mera kya qasoor ![]()
PS:tabiyat zyaada kharab ho tau doctor se rujoo’ karain … wazarat e sehat :halo:
mujhe bhi issi baat per herani ho rahi thi k halank aap ki bhanji aur cousin hain aur sis hain phir bhi achi hain..eek…mein tu keh rahi hoon k aunty k saath koi dhoka howa hai…vishwaasgaath howahai..aunty khud itni samajhdar hain..un ka asal beta kahan kho gaya..teary3…
aur chi chi apne aap ko bhola bhala insan keh rahey hain
..dekhain shub shub bolein..bholey bhaley insanon per aisa ilzam mut lagaye..
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aur haan mein ne reply karna tha per woh gana yaad aa gaya…dekhon gi soochon gi kal parson kuch kahoon gi…
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aur mujhe bukhar pata nahi kaise ho gaya..bus khushi ki khabar yeh hai k ho gaya…blush..woh kal aye they…subah subah..mujhe subah subah hi pata chal gaya tha k bukhar ho jaye ga..kyun k bohat dard ho raha har jaga aur karvat bhi nahi li ja rahi thi aur office bhi jana tha…per mujhe dard se zyada khushi ho rahi thi..ammi kehti raheen davai ley lo..but hum ne nahi li.vachan ko barkarar rakha blush…
aur haan shayad mein raat ko aaoun..tu phir tafseel se baat ho shyaad inshallah ..abhi mein ja rahi hoon…sar mein dard badh gaya hai ..woowwww ,…hula..
aur aunty ne phir mujhe bachi kahan…tear3..auntyyyyyyy…aur agar aunty kuch mere liye bhijva raheen theen tu aap ko kia masla hai…ley aa tey…bonagy bailan…jal kukde bailan…aunty se kehna k mujhe chaye woh jo bhijva raheen theen..hum cheez nahi pyaar dekhte hain…kholoos dekhte hain..wah wah wahhhhhh…kia dialogue hai..
aunty ko mein ne jo kaha tha aur jaise kaha tha deina ko diya? ![]()
oh bhai..(apni behan k)…Allah mere bhaiyoon ko acha acha rakhein..
…hum sans ley rahey hain…sans aa rahi hai aur ja bhi rahi hai…per phir aa jati hai..ab itne logoon ka ashirwad jo hai hamare saath..
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agar khwateen dil har jati hain..tu is mein qasoor bhi tu aap ka hi hai na..kyun itni bhayanak pics post karte hain k heart attack ho jaye…
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PS:… doctor se kyun rujoo karoon mein..awayeen khamakha..doctors ko ata kia hai..sivaye jhoot bolne k aur davaia thoosane k..
…hum nahi kar rahey..per ho sakey tu aap zaroor kar lein Mental Hospital k doctors se…wazart-e-sehat :halo:..