ohh hello shello logoon..salam salaam…:rotato:…kia hal hai sab ka?..sab ka yani jin ki mujhe sab se zyada chinta hai.. jaise Mr Daagh ki us choot ka…wh kaisi hai?..zyada takleef tu nahi dey rahey ussey davai kha kha kar 
… ussey kehna k aram se jab tuk chahey rahey…dodey nahai..pholo phaley…
… aur jaise Kuch logoon k jale howey haath ka…jalan kaisi hai?..theek tu nahi ho rahi na..
… jalan hoti hai na abhi bhi hula… jaldi jaldi ache ache samachar do… smokin..
aur waise yahan hai kaun kaun… :-|…
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ohhhh aao aao thakur…:-|.. shukar hai aaj ki sadi mein reply kar diya hai..warna abhi krodh download ho raha tha 
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sadi pehle post kia tha…kidher they 
… aur woh dosre namooney kahan gaye hain……
aur dunya jahan ki woh namooni…yani Maheen:halo:..woh kidher hai.. bailan…
kia hal hai..
..khas tor per jalan ka..hula…
hoona kahan tha… yaheen tha.. bore hu raha tha… Namoonai tu patta nheen challai gai…
abhe du din pehllai he 5 din ke qaid kaat kur wapis london aaya :halo:
haath bhe sahee hai, bas jaatai jaatai wo mujhai ikk nishane dai giyaa
aor tum sunnao kia haal hai?
bore ho raha tha ya kar raha tha :halo:..aur agar yaheen they..tu pehle nahi bol sakte they..zaroor krodhit karna tha 
… oh ho mein tu bhool gaye umer ka takaza hai…pehle tu hijjay kar kar k padha hoga..phir hij jay kar kar k type kia hoga…:halo:…waise phir tu badi jaldi reply kar diya…
ohhh haaann mein ne suna tha k aap B’ham per atyachar karne aye they..ykun..London mein aram nahi hai..… yahan pehle hi bade namoone hain.. aur pariyan bhi hain..bhootoon ki kami thi woh bhi poori ho gaye ab… waise kaisa raha?..aur woh dost bach gaye aap ks aath itnaaaa time guzarne k baad?..halo…waise mein ne bhi dekha tha pichle dino b;ham mein hava hi nahi chal rahi thi..ab samajh aye k kyun nahi chal rahi thi..kaise chalti meri sohbat mein wohbhi tu erhmd il ho gaye hai na..soocha hoga agar mein chali tu aap bhi kahey us k saath na chal dein..:halo:…aur aisa zulm tu woh bardasht kar nahi sakti ..tub hi tu…smack…
haan nishaan tu chorna hi tha us ne..chalo acha hai…ussey hi dkh dekh kar hamey khushi hoti rahe gi…woh waqt yaad aye ga..jab jala tha..wah wah..kia waqt tha woh…hula..
yaheen tha… pur saath mai futurama dekh raha tha… laikin abhe dekha kai Leela GS pur bhe aa gae tu aa gia yahan pur…
han mai nai bhe note kia tha, kaffe ghtte ghtte se hawa the wahan ke… shaid logoun ka asar hu gia hu ga. keh tu sahee rehee hu kaffe namooonai aor namooniya thein B’ham mai… yahan London mai tu hummai bahir se bullanai purdttai hain, aise namoonai
hum tu iss lia gai thai soocha zara Izaatafzaee kur dai B’ham walloun ke.. abb patta nhen kal hu na hu aor phir kabhe jana hu na hu…
waise aaj jalde kaise online hu gaeen?? aam tor pur tu 1:00AM kai baad aate hu ..
Futurama?..kuch suna suna hai? 
…khair jo bhi hai..ab Pari padhar chuki hai..is liye future ko choro present ka soochein…haso, muskurao, aaj k liye jiyo kia pata kal ho na ho..waise bhi aap logoon ka kia pata..omer tu ho hi chuki hai taqreeban..:halo:…
hava ghutti ghutti nahi thi…waja bataye tu hai k hava kyun nahi chal rahi thi… yahan ki hava ghutti ghutti nahi rehm dil hai..ab aap ko ley kar jane ki aazmaish se tu behter hi hai k woh apna asal meingala ghoont ley..:halo:…
London mein kahan B’ham jaise namooney ho sakte hain.. aur namoney ho bhi kaise sakte hain… wahan tu jin bhoot itne hain k aur kissi k liye jaga hi nahi bachti..:halo:…
izzatafzai tu tub hoti B’ham ki jab aap yahan ane ka kasht na karte....tub kholte B’ham k bhaag.. b’ham tu is sadme se abhi tuk bahir nahi nikla k aap yahan aye they..aabhi tuk ro raha hai ..aur woh bhi itni zor zor se k chid ho gaye hai mujhe anso dekh dekh kar..subah se ro raha hai..…
aur waise btw mein tu kafiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii arse se 1 baje k baad nahi aye GS per?..yeh aap ko kahan se samachar mile hain.. :-|…waise btw is ur msn working?..
abhe tak ru raha hai!! yahan tu du din se mousam khilkhila raha hai, rooshan hai… khoob khulla khulla hai… zahhir hai mere wapis aanai ke khushe mai… abb wahan jaisa naheen kai mehmaan aaye, kai sadmai se hawa he band hu gae… aray han yaad aaya, abb humare faraghgdilli kai aagai kia baat chalna the uske .. 
iss he lia ghutt kur reh gia, apne remdilli kai saath.. :halo:
bas abtaya tha merai jassoun nai…sabh khabar houtte hai…
aor mera MSN chall raha hai … Allah ka shukkar hai… usko koe virus naheen laga abhe tak…ye alag baat hai kai logo appearoffline houttai hain MSN pur
abhi ‘tuk’ nahi ro raha, abhi abhi tu rona shoro kia hai, kaise bardasht karey bechara itna bada sadma..ab ussey tu adat nahi hai na aap k London k mausam ki terha jin bhotoon ko bardasht karne ki..apne London ko dkeh lein..jaise hi bhoot aya chamak utha.. aap logon ki sohbat mein bechara aap logoon k jaisa ho gaya hai. ..insanon k saath nahi bhotoon k sath roshan hota hai…bechara acha khasa howa karta tha..…
apne aap ko faraghdil keh kar faraghdil waloon ki adi vadi bisti na karein…apne aap ko faragh dil ki jaga farigh dil-o-dimagh beshak keh lein..:halo:..us per vishwaas bhi kia ja sakta hai..halo…
haan mujhe pata tha k kissi namoone ne batay hoga..tub hi poocha tha k KAUN se wale/ya waliiii ne bataya tha..:-|…
mera msn nahi chal raha..aur haan hum appear offline bhi nahi howey … jab tuk us id per aoun gi hi nahi appear offline kaise hoon gi 
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sarai jassosoun nai bataya thaa, koe aik hu tu battaon na…
aor farighe-dimaagh tu wakee feel kur raha houn abhe .. ju itnai itnai reply purdh kur unka reply bhe kur raha houn
waise aik baat hai B’ham kai nomooonai aor namooniyan dekh kur maza kaffe aaya tha … kia sarai he wasee houtte hain?? ya kuch dhang ke London walloun jaise bhe houtte hain?
aor mujhai jalle walle ID de hoe hai … 
mai bhe apne new ID bana kur.. sabh ku doun ga, magar tum ku naheen battaon ga … 
balkai aik new thread open karoun ga kai sabh ku mil jai.. pur tumhain naheen doun ga … hur giz naheen
ohh yani k har eik se khabar mil gaye hai…bus dekh lo kitne kitne assistant rakhey howey hain, hamare samachar deine k liye…un sare namoonoon mein se 2 ka tu mujhe pata hai…aur kaun hai? :-|..
haan zahir hai farigh dimagh tu feel karein gay hi..kahan meri samjhdari ki baatein aur kahan aap ka nanha sa naam ko dimagh :halo:.. abhi tu shukar karein k aap se koi samajhdari wali baat nahi karti..tub kia hashr hoga..chchc..
waise kia mutlub?..eik taraf keh rahey hain k b;ham walon ko dekh kar maza aya tha?..dosri taraf pooch rahey hain k koi dhung ka hota hai ya nahi? konfused..khair mutlub jo bhi ho… ab agar tu aap ko koi apni tareeqa ka yani Joker type insan nazar aya tha…tub tu wohi baat howi..k jaise ko taisa hi mile ga na..:halo:…warna hamey tu kafiii Achey Achey log nazar aa jatey hain…:-P…yeh tu nazar per depend karta hai k woh kaisi hai…hoonh…aur Allah na karey k yahan bhi london jaise koi bhi namoona ya bhoot aye..eik hi ne chakkar lagaya tha tu assman ki yeh halat ho gaye hai…aur 2, 4 aa gaye tub tu pata nahi kia ho..eek..london k bhoot ussi ko mubarak…
bol tu aise rahey hain jaise woh wali id tu mein ne ro ro kar mangi thi na……mut dein hamey apni id..acha hi hai..list mein bhoot tu nahi badhein gay at least.. halO..waise bhi hamey agar kuch chaye ho, tu hamey mangne ki zaroroat nahi padti..hamey ugli taidi karni bhi aati hai…..
han han kuch bhe keh lu… main bhe tu ye he keh raha tha.. raaee kai beej k jaise dimagh pur zoor dai kur kabhe akalmande ke baat bhe kur laitein tu asmaan tu na tooot purdta na .. :halo:
keh tu sahhee rahee hu… poorai b’ham mai aik he dhang ka banda nazar aaya tha.. han aor aik dhang ke ahmmm ahmmm … 
bhe… wo bhe jab UGC mai, wo bhe shaid yaheen se gaeeen houn ge…
aor tum nai kounse apne doosre ID mujhai de hai .. Online kissi ID se houtte hu aor sirf mujhai he alag ID de hai… hatta kai mere Jasoosoun ku bhe doosre ID dai de!
aor tumharee job kaise chall rahe hai??? Abhe tak company ka diwaliya naheen nikla???
Easter break mai kia Kiya??
abay itnay lambay te wadday replies:eek:
hum ‘kuch bhi’ nahi kehte..sirf haqeeqat aur sachai ka samna karte hain…apne dimagh ki description aur size batane ko kissi ne nahi kaha tha…:halo:…aqalmund ko ishara kafi hai…aur mere aqalmundi ki baat karne se aasman tu khair nahi..per aap ka jitna bacha kucha nanha reh gaya hai woh zaroor sharminda ho jata..aur hum tehre rehm dil snooty…
aur hum hamesha hi sahi kehte hain……waise btw aap B’ham mein kaun se area mein nazil howey they? halo…kidher k logoon ko bhotoon ka nazara dekhne ka sharf hasil howa tha..halo…
aur jahan tuk dosre id ka sawal hai..mein ne tu pehli bhi nahi di thi..:-|…aur na hi dosri id aap k jasooson ko di hai..ab log khud pari ko dekhne k liye tapakte hain ..is mein hum kia karein..…hum tu waise bhi rehm dil hain…snooty..aur jo id aap k paas hai..kissi zamane mein woh pehli aur akloti howa karti thi..hayeeee woh beete din…per ab ussey apni jaydad se aak kar diya hai hum ne…snooty..
ohhh Tootayy asman..aao aao..hello shello..aur salam bhi…kia halat hai?..aap ki nahi aap k sath waloon ki..:halo:… kaise hain woh log ..
aur aap pichle janam mein darzi they? ya is janam mein hain..jo aatey sath napna shoro ho gaye hain.. ..waise kitni ehsan faramosh dunya hai..eik tu Pari apne itneee keemti time mein se time nikal kar msg post karti hai.upar se log hain jo itne ehsan faramosh hain..per hamey kia....
tha koe area B’ham uni kai pass walla… SellyOaks south mai, aor Dinner kai lia, wo kounsa area hai sara desi? A34 jatte hai bas ye yaad hai, jattai thai rooz… aik dafa NAndos bhe giya magar wo halal naheen tha tu wapis aa gai 
Allah ke bandee, Raee kai barabar dimaagh ke baat ke the mai nai tarboooz kai barabar ke naheen 
khair hum kissi ku aak shaak naheen kurtai, iss lia hum apne ID naheen badal rahai abb… han shaid kabhe new ID milli tu add kur lain gai :halo:
ohhh meri job theek thaak chal rahi hai..mere hote howeykuch ho sakta hai bhala 
… Allah ka shukar hai k jahan mein kaam karti hon wahan aap nahi hain jo wahan ka divaliya nikley ya umed ho nikalne ki :halo:…
aur haan 5 din ki chutyan theen……per ab sari chutyaa khalaassssss teary3…mein ne kia kia kiya?..hmmm..bohat kuch kia bhi aur kuch bhi nahi kia..i mean soocha bohat kuch tha k yahan jana hai wahan jana hai..per mood ka mood nahi howa ..pata hai jaise hi mujhe meri chutyon ka pata chala..mujhe forun auntie ne invite kar liya k tum sab se pehle yahan ana kab se tumhey nahi dekha , mulaqat nahi howi…mein ne kaha dekhon gi, soochon gi, kal parson kuch kahoon gi…snotoy..per woh rehm aa gaya tu jana pada ....warna mera koi mood nahi tha un k virus jaise bachey ko dekh kar bughatne ka…
aur hmm ohhhhhh hhhhhhaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn SUnday ko WOH bhi tu aye they..
..woh yani WOH.. aho aho…aahaa…(pata nahi pata bhi hai ya nahi..halo..)…Hum Aapke Hain Kaun mein aye they WOH…meri dunya jahan ki fav. film hai woh aur DDLJ.. itni cute thi…
poore samachar mile nahi aap ko JASOOSSON se…hoonh..
koi hai?? :french:
ohh SellyOaks mein nazil howey they…naam suna suna hai..hoga kahin…ab tu hargiz wahan nahi jaoun gi…pata nahi kaise kaise asarat chor kar gaye hoon gay BHoot :halo:… ohh yani Star City bhi gaye they..mein ne tu suna tha k Nandos halal hai 
..aap ne poocha tha un se…English mein jwab diya hoga unho ne…samajh nahi aye hogi logoon ko..:halo:…
tu mein ne bhi aap k dimagh ki baat ki thi…tarbooz k size k dimagh ki nahi..:halo:… aap k dimagh k liye tu raee bhi kafi badi hai..halo…
aak shaak sirf vade vade log karte hain…aap ko karne ki zaroorat bhi nahi hai..:halo:…hahahahaha…haan AGARRRRRRRR new id mili tu..waise mujhe tu shak hai..kaun bhugatna chahey ga :halo:..