u never know 
thinking main khalal daling
kaise ho Laj jee 
haan ji humari Sehri hue to 7 hours ho gaye 
hello shello Shoki
kaise ho janab…
Aaah janab Daagh ji…Yehi to hai sapna aur yehi to hai aas…Banda bay sar-o-samaan sahi magar saath main bay fikar bhi ho to kia baat hai…
Sar-o-samaan ki daurh jaari hai aur fikar barhti jaa raha hai..Aagay kia hoga…
Khair hai…Jahan samaan hota hai wahan fikar to hoti hi hai…
yeh kya tha…
waise sar-o-samaan ki paane ki shiddat mein insaan apne aap ko bhi bhool jaata hai aur yeh bhi bhool jaata hai ki jitna sar-o-samaan usne haasil kiya hua hai uska sahi hmmmm…whats the word… istemaal bhi nahi kar paata
daikha… abhi aane ka naam he lia tu ye haal hai… agar wahan puhanch gia tu kia… aor jab Pakistan se wapis aao ge phir tu patta nahen kia hu ga …
wOHI HOGA JO MENZOOR-E-KHUDA HOGA
Manzoor-e-khuda aisa hua kai aap kaa Caps lock atuck giya…
kuch tu manzoor-e-nakhuda bhe hu ga ..
khair… how is the work today?
aap ko kaisay pata chala:rotfl:
hmm theek
aaj meri colleague ka off tha so thorha sa kaam hay…kuch khas nehi
aap bhi farigh ho kia
Farigh log 
Mere Braille reader say pata chala…
aap kion Jal rehay ho
Kia kuch aankh main chala giya?
aap kahan ho jeldi bolo 
believe me abhi abhi meri aankh main kuch chala gaya hay
Yeh hai Baba Lajolal ka kamaal…
BTW, issay kehtay hain E.S.P…
Muje bohuti saara kaam karna hai