Stolen water 
This is what pir altaf hussain had to say in his telephonic khitaab after hearing about this news item:
Oye china waloon, yeh paani sirf aur sirf altaf bhai ka hai! nalqa khool do warna mey khoon key nalqey khool doon ga! AAH AAH AAH aye merey chiniyoon bhaiyoon tujhe altaf hussain ka salaam!
