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*Originally posted by shahreen: *
LOL
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Aap ko kis baat apr hansee aayee Muhtarima? Yahan par to buhat serious discussion ho rahee hai ;)
Interesting discussion, if I remember rightly the kids get shifted off to sleep with the grandparents once they start getting abit older, only the younger kids sleep with the parents.
lolz! 
looks like u got nothin beta to think or talk abt!
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Only stupid people make love while they sleep. Smart people are usually awake when they make love.
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I enjoyed this comment a lot
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I enjoyed this comment a lot
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hmmmmm.....now that you have enjoyed it, learn the lesson from it :D
what a horrible horrible topic…
Paki Prince dont u have anything better to do then talk about something that is really none of ur business…
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u meany……
Apne aap ko aap pak prince kehte ho lekin mujhe to eshi kohi baat nazaar nahin athee aap main...kohi eshi baat karta hai ...wese kitne burhee soch hai aap ki....
the crops people... the life giving...productive nurturing... rich crop fields... know what i mean ;)
oye puttar "P Prince" preshan na ho ,
jadon tada waqat aawey ga na
merey koloo puch leey
changa puttar....
"Between 2:15-3:45 am on tuesdays and thursdays "
u peeping tom...u shouldnt have peeped in ur parents room.
"Nothing a little madrassah can't help out with "
To be more precise nothing a littel (shiv pooja) cant fix.
"Storks"
I thought u lot were brought by hanouman.
good lord!
the people in the pind manage to make love (lotsa times)...have kids (lots n lots of them), they are living like any other human..so in short they are fine with it!
wether they go in a khait or the chhat or even the nadiya should be their (even our's) least concern...as long as they are willing n able to do it!
they have curtain to separate the kid from grownup
how about ear muffs too??
y u worried about them ?????
phir bhi if u want to find, then attend any wedding ceremony in village n stay a week near their house.
Shikkar Dopehr’e pipli day thallay
Jadon naween naveily wiyahi hoi punjab di mutyar apnay khownd nu roti tay lassi dain jandi way teh khuie (well) day kol chadar pa kay donwain beh janday nein mithiyan mithiyan makki (corn) diyan rotiyan teh gundlan da saag nal mukhan walli lassi (Works better than viagra) jawani da nasha teh nikki jai baithak shesh mahal dissdi way bus fair ki …
(kissan) aja billo kujh kar laiyey… 
(Billo)hai nahi koi aa jai ga… 
(kissan) oye aeis walay enni garmi wich kinnay aana way? 
(Billo) chado ji tussi tay baray he be-sharm ho ji…
(Kissan)Acha ji? ..
(Billo)kal tussi tay assi pharay hi jaan lagay si ji jay chachay hori 
(father in law)khang(cough) kay na aanday… :stupid:
(kissan)tu meinu sohni hi enhi lagni wain keh mein ki karan? sara din garmi di tapish meinu ennah nahi saarhdi jinnah mein tennu yaad kar kar kay udeekna 
… chal chaitee kar taim(time) nahi bohta baybay 
(Mother) udeekdi honi tu ghar we jana way teh mein hali khaitan nu hali pani we lana way …
The couple enters the little hut near the tube well and on a hay stack every thing seems cool. This is a possible way in a pind …
Sorry! if it was a bit graphic.
Can Wolf really Chirp?
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welcome back CW we all missed you
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I know thats what everyone is going to say ... N E wayz I am Chirping again and this time I am going to be more sweeter than I was before So enjoy ;)
CW very well decription
Thanks Question ? I think more than half of ABCD's here dont even know what the hell I just said .... Only a person who has lived in Pakistan and grew up there will understand providing his punjabi reading skills are intact.
Due to Extream demand from the Gupshup public and readers I will be translating this post in English. So the kids can know their herritage.
Between 12 noon and 1 PM Under the Oak tree when a newly Wed Jatti (Farm Girl) goes to feed her Dawg Oops I meant hubbie. She meets him at his work place which is the Corporate office of Agriculture [Sike] I am just kidding its the place where the farmer has a well under the shed of the Oak tree and he has a tiny Hut for Mujh kay pathay (SBF i.e Single Buffalo Female food) Any way Screw the Buffalo the farm lady gets ther with corn bread and some spinich and some home made Butter (its suppose to work better than Viagra) and some yogurt drink called Lussi ( it suppose to creat lust so its called lussi) when ever I drink I fallasleep I dont know why?
the prime of youth and kicks of harmons work wonders when for miles there is no one but them and that steamy and sweaty place seems like a paradise the hay stack seems like a California King size bed and then it all happens after the meal
(Farmer) Hey catty fatty ;) come lets do it
(Farm gal) Oh no buddy we might get busted
(Farmer) shut the F*** up you dumb woman who is going to come here?
(Farm Gal) Leave me alone you perve you very bad boy
(Farmer) Oh really haanh???
(Farm Gal) Just yesterday you and me almost got cought ..thank God Uncle (father in Law) has TB and he coughed while he was peeping..
(Farmer) What the hell are youtalking about Cat woman *(Billo) All day I sweat in Heat of the Sun and then you come with these sexy outfit and serve me this High colestrol food what thehell you think I am going to do with you ?? Come onn hurry taki it off and lets do it now youhave to runhome and I have more work to do Mumz might need youback home and I hate whenshe yells from the other end of the town every one figur's it out that we are making out. The out fit whichis known as Dhoti provides a excellent chance to perform a quickie.. no need to take it off just lift it up aand there you go bye bye charlie.... Khana hazam paisa khatum party is over monkey is dead sorta situation happens after all that courting ....
The couple enters the little hut near the tube well and on a hay stack every thing seems cool. This is a possible way in a pind .....
I still think its better for you people to learn punjabi its more real when its in punjabi I hate to write english its so emotionless so sick and ill mannered... but Punjabi is the bomb triggady baby
Ok now every one of you owe me a Woof Woof
I am iz D Chirping Wolf
mujhay teer say na maro
mujhay talwaar say na maro
mein to khud hi mar jaoun ga
Zara Aankh to maro ;)
exactly…:k:
god girl we click…