Re: whats the worse compliment you ever got?
After couple of week of our marriage, we were visiting relatives places in Pakistan (as I was about to leave back for US) and came across this aunty who was my neighbor when I was kid (4/5/6 years old). So she saw me after almost 20 years. With my 2 weeks old bride beside me, AUNTY was like
“hayeeEEEEEE mashallah kitney barey ho gaeey ho. Abhee hee kee baat hai CHADDI BANYAAAN main ghomtey theey moheley main”
For heaven sake Aunty it was 20/22 years ago….I was red from ear to ear …. My wife could not stop her laughs …. Aunty to apna mun khoool ker muskura ker chalee gaeen, per mairee wife nai jo record lagaya hai aur aab tak lagateee hai, sometime I feel like killing that aunty …… whenever my wife is in mood, she says “aray aap wohee hain na jo CHADDI BANYAAAN main ghomtey theey” 
at least that aunty could have said Shorts-TShirt … instead of Chaddi Banyan 