What's an ideal husband?

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This is just too cute.

Hmm…I can’t sleep so why the hell not?

  1. He needs to be well-groomed at all times. No daari. Clean-shaven every day. Day wear: Dockers pants and polo shirt. Evening wear: Adorable Pajamas. But still - hair combed, perfumed, and shaven.

Oh and don’t forget about the deoderant. And some body waxing is always a plus.

  1. Very Intelligent - needs to know at least 6 languages fluently. Should be well-versed in theory of language, mathematics, science - physical and natural…and well, lets admit it - a guy who can do calculus is like an angel from Heaven.

  2. Very supportive of wife’s career. If she makes saccrifices, so does he.

  3. I agree with the massages. One back massage every evening when I come home from work.

  4. Willing to cook part-time.

  5. Always always always say positive things. Always take the wife’s side in family arguments.

  6. Oh and very very important thing - he needs to be able to sleep with the lights on. Because I can’t sleep at times at night, so I read or study. I can’t get along with people who need to be in bed at 10 and cannot tolerate light in the room when going to sleep. :mad:

Hm. I think that is a sufficient start, right ladies?

fungu bhi kya yaad kare ga..... we do appreciate all these qualities in men!!!

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*Originally posted by SaadiaB: *
^ try also looking at the thread that funguy posted with guys ideal wife.
Dont ignore the other half.
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Come on girl..... forgive you for what??? WE are supposed to forgive them for treating us crude.

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*Originally posted by lastknightess: *
One who'll just love me and forgve me when I make all them blunders. No one's ever forgiving these days :(
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You know, any random guy is just going to look at this thread, say "heh", maybe snort a bit, and then go back to sleep.

  • All times… without exception!!!
  • Although, I wouldnt prefer waxing on men, he better be clean… :mad:
  • And pay all the bills accurately from his pocket and in time :k:
  • We arent talking about getting emotional here, are we now? I’d leave that part for you to worry about :hehe:
  • Back/Front, whereever we need… and dare not get intimated or that “belan” wont be too far.
  • Part time??? Are you kidding? He better be a good cook to take care of the kids and his wife’s senstivie appetite, only then would he’d be an “ideal” husband.
  • He’d better take care of the argument and try to resolve it for his wife or what good would he be to her?

Well, if he has unacceptable habits as above, he can go sleep on the couch or in the lawn. We dont need any disturbance, do we?

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

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*Originally posted by SaadiaB: *
^ try also looking at the thread that funguy posted with guys ideal wife.
Dont ignore the other half.
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Oh I don't read what Funguy posts. Dont get me started on the other half, men who expect a slave instead of a wife need to be castrated and hung out to dry.

Well, we dont need much action from them, anyway. they must only be able to follow and listen, that's it!!!

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*Originally posted by PyariCgudia: *
You know, any random guy is just going to look at this thread, say "heh", maybe snort a bit, and then go back to sleep.
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Catz!!!!!!!

lower jaw drops to floor

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what? :halo:

I’ve heard this before :hehe:

Besides, these men expect the same kind of attitude from their “wives”. I mean behaving handicapped having all those arms, legs, mind, intelligence, etc. etc.

LOL! Catty!

so he used his nose..big deal..you gals are soo nasty :p

u girls dream a lot....
snap out of it....

Well reading all these requirement by all these girls (apart from LK;) ) , no one mentioned LOVE MAKING.
Either you all are shy or else my research is correct again.

Women prefer house work over love making :nook:

That is so un-natural, unhealthy turn off. :frowning:

Code_Red, there’s more to life than that. :rolleyes:

TNW … :hehe: … extremely funny thread. :smiley:

Yeah like washing dishes, doing laundry, shopping, bla bla.. :p

This the important part of married life

Code Red...the love making will be a large part of it..helps sustain the fire of passion...but there are other important thing too.

Yeah some women are put off my physicality...why I dunno..but there are those who find it disgusting...I just hope and pray there aren't MEN like that out there..and if there ARE then PLEASE GOD let ME not end up with one of them. :D

wow you guys are demanding…and then you end up opening “i hate men” threads?? :rolleyes:

i want someone who’ll treat me like a queen because I’ll treat him like a king. I’ll cook for him and take caer of him but he better damn well appreciate it. His mother will be like my own mother but only if he treats my amma like she’s his own amma as well. :slight_smile:

oh yah and backrubs…omggggggggggggggggggggggg i’d kill for a shoulder/neck/back rub right now :teary2:

^ I'm telling you. Its all about the back massages. Otherwise, there is no point.

Well well well...so it IS all about "the human touch" for you too eh PCG ;)