What would you do if a girl slapped you?

Jaanwar · April 20, 2009, 5:53am

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I was thinking, smacking a girl back could be very demeaning. I think I would just fart in her face.

pakola · April 20, 2009, 5:56am

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lolololol

In addition to what other people already suggested, I would tell everyone she has STDs.

Aish · April 20, 2009, 6:11am

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Chivalry has died and gone to hell

Jaanwar · April 20, 2009, 6:14am

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^ right where it belonged in the first place.

Straight_up · April 20, 2009, 6:23am

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This made me sick but then CM's post right after it made me feel a little better.

Jaanwar · April 20, 2009, 6:24am

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Let this be a lesson for the slapping beauties.

Aish · April 20, 2009, 6:25am

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Ya um that kind of humor isn't really funny to me, but hey people here think its funny so it must be! HA HA. not.

Jaanwar · April 20, 2009, 6:28am

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I dont think it would be too hard to figure what makes you this bitter. But oh well, not feeling like it right now. Consider yourself spared and go buy yourself a chocolate shake.

Aish · April 20, 2009, 6:32am

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Naw son. I've just worked in shelters before, as well as other places, and I've seen women go in and out with black eyes, broken bones, fractured skulls. But if you think its funny to joke about hitting a girl like most of these people on GS are doing and constantly do than props to you.

pakola · April 20, 2009, 6:37am

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^ caveat: if this was real life, I would be highly offended by the animal's post and what not BUT,
honestly, people are dying in Africa
women are being raped worldwide
people are being killed in the name of religion
global warming- enough said
North america's going through a recession
.....how many things are we supposed to sit and cry over?! A laugh here and there is fine- it's supposed to be medicinal!
I don't think Jaanwar meant that and then again, this is a virtual forum, anything goes- I think it's unfair to right out attack people for what they say/ said here.

Also in defence of the girl who slapped the guy in the first place; if he hits you back, kick him where the sun don't shine.

Aish · April 20, 2009, 6:41am

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Right, its virtual so I can say whatever I want just like he gets to say whatever he wants. Don't nobody care!

I'm just pulling an all nighter and need to stay awake. Hehe

Jaanwar · April 20, 2009, 6:41am

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Woman trust me you are not the only one. It is rather convenient to stay uptight and bitter and wave the flag of righteousness, and takes a little more to have worked in that environment and still manage to take things on a lighter note. If you expect everyone to be all righteous and on-the-right-spot all the time while posting on these forums, honey you need a warm relaxing shower and a cup of coffee. I am fully aware of my responsibilities towards others and alhamdulilah I am managing fairly well. As for my sick sense of humor, it keeps me alive and going. Thanks for your valuable input though.

Aish · April 20, 2009, 6:43am

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Anytime bro, anytime

Jaanwar · April 20, 2009, 6:44am

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Son to Bro is a decent progress.

Aish · April 20, 2009, 6:46am

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Its all good, broham, its all good

Jaanwar · April 20, 2009, 6:50am

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Alright forget it :k:

Just that I am allergic to the self righteous lot and the mulla’s.

Aish · April 20, 2009, 6:54am

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Alright. As long as you're a gentlemen OFF the forums :)

InToXiCaTeD · April 20, 2009, 6:55am

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for some people …

Jaanwar · April 20, 2009, 7:19am

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I like to think so, but our definition of a gentleman might differ significantly.

Gr8Heera · April 20, 2009, 8:23am

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Exactly I would ask. Why she slapped me.

Most chances are I would do same.

Exactly. Depends on my mood.

I wold prefer badla now, before I wasn’t in badla laying idea.

Choot jana hota hai kuch naheen hota. Sirf guilty karatay hain aur khatam.

LOL