eh? speak english 
**Urdu seekhu, Angryzi Dan
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translation: will you tie the bell in cat’s neck?
Shukriya! lagy hath is dosry reply ka bhi ker dyna tha ab her bar kahy ga tu tarjuma kero gi:D
Re: what to do
How about you make sure you walk right into her one day and bump into each other!!! All of her books and things can fall on the floor and you can help her pick them up and then your heads will bump and then you will laugh and then she will sharmao and you will too and then you will compliment her on her chooriyan and then its DONE!
Next thing you know, you two are dancing in the rain around trees and singing bollywood songs!!!!
Hand her the fone, lemme speak to her! Otherwise say "sharafat se patt jao warnah...!"
Do ya really want me to go through that hassle for just calling you so you can hear my euphonious voice … 
All you gotta do . just ask honey .. nice and simple 
Calling me? nahin, I'll call..meri awaz ziada achi hai! And when u call.. toh "aapkay matlooba number se filhaal jawab nahin aaraha, baraye mehrbani dobara try mat kijiye ga"
so ya still have that paki network … che che che … grow up and activate a voice mail on yr phone 
Be Pakistani, Buy Pakistani, Use Pakistani... :D but it's Etisalat for me =(
and dump Pakistani 
ya missed that part , I guess…
NO no keep Pakistani
And Lebanese
And Turkish..
And Spanish
(men)