What Qualities do you want in your life partner?

[samb]

@Gina

Make-up your mind..is it an ample bottom or sharati/sharabi aankhein?

Shahid Masood has beady frog-like eyes too.. c’mon! Imagine him dancing to “beyonce beyonce, shakira shakiraaaaa…”

can I have both please? if not, I pick the bottom.

speaking of that bakra Qiyamat Masood… read this column by Kamran Shafi. especially the last lines:

www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/the-newspaper/columnists/kamran-shafi-a-committee-and-a-half-450

PS I made the mistake of my life when I appeared, against better counsel, on Dr Shahid Masood’s Meray Mutabiq which was recorded and then edited. And by golly was it edited! Suffice it to say that I was shocked out of my wits, and greatly saddened, at the show as aired.

Kamran Shafi is someone I have a lot of respect and time for. I always try to read his stuff. and a few days ago, I was browsing a site with Pak talk shows and was shocked to see that a good, honest man like Kamran sahib would go that third class show by that third class bakra. well there is the explanation from Kamran sahib.

honestly, till what time will jackasses like daaaaktar Qiyamat Masood and Zaid Hamid keep spewing their verbal diarrhea and conspiracy theories? when will our people wake up and say - oye gadho, stop your horse and cattle show? we ain’t buying your manure.