What ifs..

[sweefs]

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@Ess_Emm

nah. i call for a daig to be cooked for me every day

what if ghost realizes that there are set spellings and pronunciations of urdu words that can be easily translated into roman urdu, and saiviyaan still doesn’t have an H in it because it’s written as seen wow yay alif hamza noon ghunna, no matter how you pronounce it in urdu

Dont forget the meem missy

@Ghost14

Have some mercy on madz. Why would you do that to her?

Well who else do you recommend i start my business off with huh?!

[khattichic]

What ifs..

What if you lot come and tutor my kid in math so that I don’t have to pay someone to do it…I could just set out a tray of food and watch you all fight to the death

[Ess_Emm]

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@sweefs

Dont forget the meem missy

yeah..i don’t see the meem anywhere

@khattichic

What if you lot come and tutor my kid in math so that I don’t have to pay someone to do it…I could just set out a tray of food and watch you all fight to the death

i’m a terrible teacher. i yell. and i’m mean. and i have no patience. get ghosty to do it.

[madz124]

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@Ghost14

madz: She’d eat Timmies out of business.

that’s probably true.

what if I stopped seeing spiders in my nightmares every time I felt guilty about something

[sweefs]

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@khattichic

What if you lot come and tutor my kid in math so that I don’t have to pay someone to do it…I could just set out a tray of food and watch you all fight to the death

Id win this hands down. Or should i say sit down (cuz id crush them all get it?)

[Ess_Emm]

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@sweefs

Id win this hands down. Or should i say sit down (cuz id crush them all get it?)

yeah you’d crush them alright, with your big butt

“oh noo…look out! sweefs is going to sit on us with her big butt!!”

[sweefs]

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@Ess_Emm

yeah you’d crush them alright, with your big butt

“oh noo…look out! sweefs is going to sit on us with her big butt!!”

This is hurting my self esteem stop it.

Also why did you recommend ghost and not me to khatti? WHATS YOUR BEEF?

[Ess_Emm]

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@sweefs

This is hurting my self esteem stop it.

Also why did you recommend ghost and not me to khatti? WHATS YOUR BEEF?

after he lusted after a measely pb and j sandwich, i figured he needed the tray of food a lot more than you and i. think of it as charity

[sweefs]

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@Ess_Emm

after he lusted after a measely pb and j sandwich, i figured he needed the tray of food a lot more than you and i. think of it as charity

Oh i see. Thats cool then.

What if essie stopped going all mama on me

[Ess_Emm]

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@sweefs

Oh i see. Thats cool then.

What if essie stopped going all mama on me

really? really? you wanna start that again after last night? phir na kehna you’re confused about those feelings of yours

[Southie]

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What is all this flooding is due to rising sea levels

[sweefs]

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What if i could erase last night from my memory :(

[Ess_Emm]

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@Southie

What is all this flooding is due to rising sea levels

what if southie unkil would elaborate a bit more on what he's talking about =/

@sweefs

What if i could erase last night from my memory :(

what if you just accept it for once and all :)

[Shak]

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What if Ess Emm was as awesome as me and what if sweefs was a human?

[Ess_Emm]

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@Shak

What if Ess Emm was as awesome as me and what if sweefs was a human?

What if Shak woke up and stopped dreaming

[khattichic]

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What if Shak stopped watching his Star Plus dramas long enough to actually say something relevant

[Ess_Emm]

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Poor Shak, he gets no respect around these parts :no:

(ps completely guilty of not giving him any respect to our director )

[khattichic]

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He knows we love him

To quote one one of my all time favorite movies (Steel Magnolias):

“You know I worship the quicksand you walk on”

[Ess_Emm]

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awww! is steel magnolias like a romantic movie. i haven't figured that out yet

[Ghost14]

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@Ess_Emm

what if i don’t do any of that and continue to sit on my behind

what if you stop imagining all the cows and chickens dead

what if i point and laugh at you for even thinking that what if

what if ghosty realizes there is no H in seviyaan, and what if sweefs realizes there is no M either

@Ess_Emm

nah. i call for a daig to be cooked for me every day

what if ghost realizes that there are set spellings and pronunciations of urdu words that can be easily translated into roman urdu, and** saiviyaan** still doesn’t have an H in it because it’s written as seen wow yay alif hamza noon ghunna, no matter how you pronounce it in urdu

Do tell me about this standardized spelling.