Re: What if there was…
Aaaw…Shaky…you won’t make it go bust. You might originally intend to do that…but then your curiosity will get the better of you…and those gorgeous colors and shimmers and textures will entice you. You’ll chide yourself, “Now now…Shaky…just a dab ole’ boy…just a dab and not a smidgen more than that”…but then pretty soon that little dab will turn into a smear across the apples of your cheeks…a dark line along your fringe of enhanced eyelashes…it’ll blossom into a rosy stain on your lips. You will look at the mirror…and be in awe of your new self. You’ll shed a bittersweet tear…bitter at the regret that you hadn’t discovered the magic of MAC much sooner…sweet because you look so much sweeter now.
The only thing that will go “bust” (pun fully intended) is you…as you’ll be buying yourself some rather sizable silicone implants…then come the fish-net stockings…and before you know it…you’ll be teeter-tottering your way on a Vegas ramp in stilettos and a towering hat made of fruits…under the title, “Shakeela Bano”…i:smack:
But don’t worry…as the saying goes, “What happens in Vegas…started on GS”
Stay away from the Mac. 