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Paki Santa:
Appearing in Dhooti + Kurta with a Laacha on his shoulder *(Mustafa Qureshi Style) *with a “Gandasa” in his hand… Oay, **“Chak day Pattay…” **:Pagri:
A small boy asking Paki Santa: Santa Jee, saaday gifts kithay nay???
Paki Santa: Oay 
Kumabkht Custom Walaeyne mera sara saman zabat kar litta aey 
hun main kee karan ???
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if santa was paki…before christmas night i would leave out some bhung kay laddo..with bhung ki lassi for him…maybe couple dvds of anjuman for him to watch 
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u lie 
he’d be singing “tumhare aur mere ghar ke beech main hai laari adda laari adda” 
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well they are both the same size. 
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i think he'd have a 'curry' belly instead of the gora-fied 'beer' belly....
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best thread in a longggggggg time!!
reminds me of the good old days pretends to be an old guppy
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who better for this position than hamara chacha tumhara chacha hum sab ka chacha cricket chacha 
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Thankyou.
They call me Santa Singh. 
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hahahhahaha, @ santa singh.
malta jee, 
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Bale bale bale!
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if he were a paki
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^:rotfl:
dani uncle 
how are you?
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I know someone who became a santas little helper! He goes around shopping centres supposedly lifting peoples festive spirit.
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^ as long as that's all he's lifting eek!
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paki santa would definitely expect more than milk and cookies by the fireplace. better have chai, samosa, biscuits, jaleebi, the whole shabang ready.
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^ true true, or lota in the bathroom ready.