What happend to FunGuys Erotica?

:hehe: but of course EVERYTHING is haram!

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*Originally posted by funguy: *
edited in the fear of being labeled Haram
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A lot would read, none would ever follow any of our steps.

Romantic to me is a nice sexy and “innovative” body massage before some wild and crazy… :blush:

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*Originally posted by Majestic: *

playing hide and go seek? pillow fights? man I did that at sleep overs.
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But they didnt end with hugs and kisses now did they? wink

How romantic...watching the first ray of the sun at dawn...sitting together on some grassy hill. :)

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playing hide and go seek? pillow fights? man I did that at sleep overs.

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*Originally posted by Munni: *

But they didnt end with hugs and kisses now did they? wink
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maybe they did, how can u be so sure :p

and Majestic u r talking about a lot of haraam things, better watch ur steps....

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*Originally posted by funguy: *
^ what if the love scenes have more than just kissing. Do you notch a gear up?
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Well since we'd be kissing on the sofa at home..the sky's the limit I should think ;)

And after all those posts about a nice massage...I'm definetly game for one of those every week or so :D

wow, it's incredible how warped a sense of romance single people have...

fungi plz send me a copy as soon as u are done typing.

where in jersey did u say u lived again?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :blush:

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*Originally posted by lastknightess: *

Well since we'd be kissing on the sofa at home..the sky's the limit I should think ;)

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wrong , the sky ISN'T the limmit ;)

LK, instead of going up to the sky try going down. :wave:

on which one?

I’m sure I’ll know what to do when the time comes :smiley:

Thanx for the advice though! :hehe:

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wow, it's incredible how warped a sense of romance single people have...

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Apparently some people grace the sofa by themselves after marriage......

Ice massaged all over da beautiful body but slowly & gently. I would love da lips & neck....I can go on & on, but ice doez not last long....!

A long drive on a dark starry night, with no1 around u Xcept da full moon, a cool breeze, slow music, & her hand with my hand. This will be 1 romantic event....!

damn !!!!
Sticky fingers arrghhhh!!

LOL!!

2 Funny. :wave:

Ever consider… rolling marbles? :eek:

Tickles.

Cool, I’ll try them.

Just comb ur lovers hair with ur fingers…on & on & on & on…untll she falls asleep in ur armz.