Re: What did you do today?
chai to mujhe aap sote se jagaa kar raat ke 3 baje pilaa saktii haiN…maiN chai pee kar aur aapko thank you bol kar ek minute ke andar hii anTaa Ghafeel [sound asleep] ho jaauuNgaa 
teholics ke oopar chai kaa asar nahiiN hotaa…
…ek baar Red Cross waaloN ne mujh se Khoon maangaa…maiN ne kaha k “sorry, i don’t have blood in my body!”…vo boli…“what? then how do you live?”…maiN ne kahaa k “i’m a teaholic so i’ve tea flowing in my veins and arteries!” then she laughed and said…"we have some teaholic patients so please donate some of your tea to us…tea is the best gift of life’!" 