Mowlana *Z sahab. About the bachelor party on friday, we might need a molvi with a 2 ft beard on site for some special reasons. Would you care to do the honours?
Don't count on me and faizy being there for the act. Our pink lungis were recently stolen by some rowdy ladies who mistook them for their dupattas. We have not yet been able to find the exact shade of pink. Hopefully all will go well and we wont have to perform without our lungis..
After some coaxing and pleading it comes out in the open that CB our beloved dulhan is truly deeply madly in love with someone ELSE! Whom she wishes to stand on a mountain with and bathe in the sea.. la ra da. ok getting carried away now.
So Now we know. The dulhan is in love with Zaalim. ah, the irony of things. He was willing to give her away, it takes a really big man to give his beloved away for the sake of her happiness. But alas, now he knows she loves him back.
It’s a happy ending after all. Cheegham and coh coh were seeing giggling and cuddling in some corner last night, so a happy ending for everyone indeed.
The wedding’s still on, same place, same time, same dulhan, but a different dulha.
This is a complete disaster. All the Guppie men we wanted to get rid of by giving them heart attacks (we were hoping they would die of excitement and disbelief, literally) have survived !
hila day lalukhait, gira day paaposh, tabah kar day sabzimandi…
baqol ek guppie ke, wo hay BAATON ka gadha. ‘representing mods’ ko chorh kar faizy ke peechay dumm maari,
saabit kiya usnay wo hay HARKATON ka bhee gadha.
the heart attacks weren’t supposed to be from sheer excitement or disbelief…they were supposed to be of suffering, misery and shock! Even that didn’t work. I say, men of gupshup are a dheet bunch! Faizy, help us burn 'em.
faizy - why do you feel sorry for coco? let him and chee be happy.
