Weird Paki Laws

Re: Weird Paki Laws

:smack: One month is annoying though, the women enjoy them but I don’t, headache..

Okay so I’ll allow three days then :snooty: Mangni/Engagement just for the two families, their close relatives and friends and for the couple to actually see each other and talk, it’s sooo annoying when in some families a couple don’t even get to see each other till it’s too late.

There needs to be another law where Indian customs should be made illegal, I hate it when women wear saari, boys wear saffron ‘dupattas’ at the Mehndi, and those yellow v. pink turbans by each side… When I get married I’m just going to wear a nice Paki Muslim looking sherwani and my wifey is going to wear a gold (as opposed to red) Shalwar Kameez and there will be no Bollywood or Sikh bhangra tunes, that is like soooo freshy, I’ll hire professional Paki dancers or maybe a Paki DJ or something.