A'right mate, I'll take you to Maggie Moo's. But on one bloody condition. You best come with a box of quality street chocolates. No chocolates....then no Moo!
Seriously....England doesn't do red velvet cake? I thought it had everything...national and ethnic! Hey, by the way, is it true that the Brits are none too fond of cinnamon and peanut butter?
Sure, quality streets I will bring. England doesn't do velvet cake, neither are we terribly fond of peanut butter, however, a little cinnamon is appreciated in one's apple crumble or pie, now and again.