Originally posted by Pristine:
***Important - Must Read First
i) This post is not a cut-and-paste. The opinions expressed are my own. Those who don’t like it, can go take a hike! 
ii) If you are a staunch supporter of muslim unity, blah blah blah…remember, so am I! Don’t reply back preaching how we muslims must unite and all that. Thats not the point here, OK…!
iii) If you are offended in anyway by this post, don’t whine. Remember, I don’t care, and frankly, you should do the same…
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WAHABIS:
So we all know there was a Mr Abdul Wahab who presented his own views on Islam, which were greedily lapped up by a number of muslims fed up with some customs of Turks. I am talking about the period of Khilafat before World War I. So what are the characteristics of these ppl, whom I call “Wahabis”…
1. DENIAL
That is the first identifying mark. They will flatly deny they are Wahabis. They will say, there is no such thing as Wahabi or Wahabi’ism. They will say “I am just a muslim”, or “I just follow Quran and Sunnah”, or “I don’t believe in sects”. Don’t be fooled by any of this. Read on…
2. TOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE
Another distinguishing factor. Usually these folks have a lot of knowledge about Islam. Bigger problem is that they think they have a lot of knowledge about Islam. Did you get the difference? The one who thinks he has lots of knoweldge is usually doomed! To them they are Mr. Know-It-All. They think they are preaching, but, mostly, they are just annoying.
3. INTERFERING
A special characteristic. This is a certain giveaway. These ppl are darn interfering. Trust them to stick their noses in EVERY AFFAIR. I know wahabis who go along with a janaza/burial procession, and at the time of burial will stick their noses in, scolding the bereaved family to do this and not to do this. This interference is blantant in every sphere of life. These ppl are incapable of keeping their noses out of any matter. They just have to give their $0.02 worth, otherwise they suffer from a severe indigestion.
4. INTOLERENCE
Combine #2 and #3 above and you have a sure recipe for intolerance. These ppl have least tolerance for people of other beliefs. Be it Shias, be it Barelvis, be it sufi’ism, be it Ahmadiyya sect, be it Bohris or Ismailis, be it anyone. These ppl judge everyone according to their own narrow microscope and then pass judgements. Their judgement is usually negative. Religious telerance and muslim unity/brotherhood is usually low on their list of priorities.
5. KEYWORDS
Another dead giveaway. Remember these three keywords. The ppl who use these words a lot, you would know who they are. These three words are “bida’ah”, “Kaafir”, and “shirk”. Any action to which they do not believe in, based on their own knowledge, is either a bida’ah or it is shirk, and those who do it are “Kaafir”. They have least tolerance for spiritual matters and tend to think of everything as black and white. What they don’t understand is, to them, obviously wrong.
6. OH, SO LOGICAL!
These ppl are very logical. They tend to prove/disprove everything from the books. Usually authentic books. The sad point is, that their hearts are usually dead. They don’t understand anything spiritual or mystical. They feel there should be nothing spiritual about muslims. Everything we require is in the books. So they tend to flap helplessly when confronted with the mystical aspects of Islam. But then their logical minds kick in. Here is how it works: We don’t know about it - So - Its not in the books - So - Thats not Islam - So - Those who do it are “Kaafirs/Ignorant/etc” - So - This is bida’ah - So - This is wrong - So - They will go to hellfire - Hence WE ARE RIGHT!
So what can we do:
Unfortunately, not much!.. Thats sad, but true. Just chill. All you can do it to stay away from discussing anything religious with them. Don’t fight with them. Although very inappropriate under the circumstances, and very politically incorrect, but there is one very wise saying in Irish which is apt to convey what I am trying to convey… “Never wrestle with a p!g. You both get dirty, and the p!g likes it”
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. Same here. Don’t debate. Stay away. They will mess up your beliefs and you wouldn’t know. They will try and shove down their own microscopic Islam down your throats. If you really want to talk to them, just discuss with them weather, cricket, cars, anyhting…but religion. And you will live a happy life.
This breed of people is growing everyday. This group is created on the base of “fear”. Their scholars will frighten other muslims by saying that what they are doing is wrong and they will be put into hellfire if they don’t follow the Wahabi’ism (in their words, “true Islam”).
To be fair to them, they are good muslims in every other way. They have knoweldge and do tend to live their lives as much with Islamic teachings as they can. Thats all fine. However, if they’d just stop interfering so much…and to completely exasperate the rest of us, they think, they are doing us a big favor by sticking their noses in…
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Lahawla wala quwata illah billah hil-alee ul azeem.
Walaah U Aalim Bil-sawab.
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