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Well boys, I reckon this is it: nuclear combat, toe to toe with the Russkies
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Now, boys, we got three engines out; we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio's gone and we're leaking fuel, and if we's flying any lower, why, we'd need sleigh bells on this thing. But we got one little budge on them russkies, at this this height, why, they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen.
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"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
Re: US military hiding evidence of Chemical weapons used on Fallujah?
Yeah time to dig up Dr Khan out of house arrest. Oh Dr Khan the Ummah worship thee. rub you magic wand and get that sucka going.
Pao Petrol uss misile ich (that wsa gas up the nuke in punjabi)
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"On no account will a commie ever drink water, and not without good reason. "
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"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops, uh, depending on the breaks."
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
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Something needs to get blown.
Kaleem, AS, on your knees front and center.
Re: US military hiding evidence of Chemical weapons used on Fallujah?
Kong checks the contents of his survival kit with his crew on board the B-52:
- one .45 caliber automatic
- two boxes of ammunition
- four days' concentrated emergency rations
- one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- one miniature combination Russian (pronounced 'Rooshan') phrase book and Bible
- one hundred dollars in rubles
- one hundred dollars in gold
- nine packs of chewing gum
- one issue of prophylactics
- three lipsticks
- three pair of nylon stockings Kong comments positively: "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
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"Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines..."
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I have a question about the Islamic bomb:
Does it have an ignition OR does it startup like a WWI plane; where a guy would stand and twist the propeller to start it.
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"Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie. "
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President Merkin Muffley: "General Turgidson! When you instituted the human reliability tests, you assured me there was no possibility of such a thing ever occurring!"
General "Buck" Turgidson: "Well, I, uh, don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir. "
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"Stay on the bomb run, boys. I'm gonna get them doors open if it hare lips everybody on Bear Creek."
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Apparently it only works two times a year.
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ennnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BOOOM 
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"Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. ...Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence."
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Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious...service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Russian Ambassador: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
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UTD, you must have mistaken me for your ______ replace the dashes with any of your loved ones.
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"I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. !"