I found this on a Chinese Military forum, could not help laughing, its funny
To All Peace Loving People,
We, the Chinese people, love to f… and eat. That is why we have a population of 1.3 Billion. We ate a lot of stuffs, like shark fins, sea cucumber and abalone. Recently, we add MacDonald hamburgers, Kentucky fried chicken and Starbucks coffee to our diet too.
Our peaceful life style have been seriously threatened by hostile nations such as the US, Britian, Australia and their barking dogs Canada, India, the EU and Japan.
For the past 50 years, the US have targetted our country with 20,000 nuclear missile and sent their satellite looking into our bed rooms where we made love to our wifes and where my teenage daughters slept. We can’t even go to the washrooms without being photograhed by the US satellites. Do we do this to you?
Today is your day of reckoning. The next time we see anything above that do not resemble a bird, we will shoot it down. This warning will not be repeated.
Our peaceful life style have been seriously threatened by hostile nations such as the US, Britian, Australia and their barking dogs Canada, India, the EU and Japan.
I take offense at Indians being compared to 'barking dogs'. I love dogs so this statement is unacceptable. I'd prefer India is excluded from this statement and included in another category like 'rats'. Here is the rewritten statement:
Our peaceful life style have been seriously threatened by hostile nations such as the US, Britian, Australia and their barking dogs Canada, the EU, Japan and scurrying rats like India.
Our peaceful life style have been seriously threatened by hostile nations such as the US, Britian, Australia and their barking dogs Canada, the EU, Japan and scurrying rats like India.