uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

oh yes, and especialy for you lion’s steak.

PS: the meat was burried in ground for 20 days BEFORE making the steak. :yummy:

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

not for 20 days :smack:

1 week bas…

it is too fibrous :yummy:

and will have rabbit stew and sparrow tikka :yummy:

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

^ 1 week is for the ZOO lion, for the Asian Tiger it is 20 days. :o

oye what about BBQed fox and whole Richmond park deers stuffed with cats and mice. :yummy:

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

ufff yaar naam na lo…

mooh mein paani aa gaya :yummy:

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

are lions halal ?

:)

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

yes they are, IF you recite takbeer while cooking it. :o

PS: it ought to be a vegetarian Lion. :halo: now dun ask me how to find one. :stuck_out_tongue:

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

or say the kalma before firing :o

but a roar from him will make you halal for him if you dont fire

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

What about Zabeeha ?
I think we will need more than a knife to halal it properly

:)

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

so the key point is WHO says the takbeer 1st. :hehe:

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

oye aisay waqt main tu banda apnaa naam bhi bhool jata hay
takbeer kiss ko yaad rahay gi

:)

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

then Lion’s steak is not for you. :frowning: Billi tikka will do for you. now tell me " BILLI kaise pakrde jai" :halo:

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

mairaay abhi billie paKarnay kay dinn nahi aaiey
Jab woo waqt aiey ga tu daikha jaiey ga

:)

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

:halo: kal ka kissai patta James. :smokin:

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

mayoosi kufr hay cha cha falker

:)

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

tu Lion pakrne se kion mayooos hotai ho James :smokin:

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

I have forbidden myself to have any kind/sort of desserts.
bhaan bhaan kar k roying

Although I give in at times. :frowning:

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

James bhai… jab hum next time shikaar karege to aapko bula lenge :smokin:

Re: uncle ka dastarkhuwaan

^ hoshyaar james, the other day I saw Daagh looking for Bhaand fried rice recipe. :smokin2: