1. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife “I wish you were here.” The message received by the wife was “I wish you were her.”
2. A man wanted to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party,so he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him wat message he wanted put on the cake. He thought for a moment & said"U r getting older but U r getting better".
The salesman asked “how do u want me to put it?” The man said “..put “U r getting older” at the top & put “but U r getting better” at the bottom.”
When the cake was unveiled at the party, all the guests were agast at the message on the cake. It read:
“You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom”