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hahahaha... well done.
were you one of those girls with the tight jeans? ;)
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Har har very funny. To be honest, I used to be. 
Over the years, I’ve evolved from a slutty ABCD monkey to a normal Paki dork gal raised in America. Alhumdulillah. 
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You forgot about those uncles who always stand (with normally top 2-3 buttons of the shirt open) in a group of 3 or more right in front of Kitchen area and try to flirt with the only cute air hostest of the flight. They keep on asking for water/coke/tea/news paper or whatever can help them talk to that air hostest more and more!
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I love PIA. They are the best, I get to use all the seats in a row and sleep till I land in pakistan. the chicks provide me with ample ice so I am comfortably numb till the plane lands.
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ha ha ha ha ha this wassooooo funny but very true
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now i loved these n couldn’t agree more than this 
very well done :k:
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you gotta spend 16+ hours with these people? i thought 8 was bad! aww… phati, poor kid
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As much as I hate the service on PIA, the people on the flights always seize to amaze me. Yea, we’re all Pakistani, but on PIA, you’ve got all kinds of scenarios. After sitting still on a flight for some 16+ hours, you get the feeling that you’ve learned a fair amount of people sitting around you just by examining them throughout the flight. (orrrr maybe I’m the only loser that sits there and watches people’s every move lol).
**I've never had a problem with the airhosstesses. I hate PIA coz the food is garbage, but its' the only airline that goes directly to pak, withonly an hour or so in europe, usually mahcnester. Every other airlnie, I've heard, it takes 2-3 days to get there, and when ur going on school break with only 4 weeks, u wanna mak ethe most of the time u got there ya kno? But i'm gonna find out if we can take another airline this time, since ill be gone for more than a month
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The Aunties that don’t shut their kids up because they’re too sleepy and tired to even move. They’ve finally escaped their hectic lives running their families in America, trying to raise their kids as good Muslims, and finally, they’re back to see the rest of the family. I don’t blame them for sleeping their hearts out on PIA. Let them drool all they want, as long as it pays off for all the hard work they’ve been doing. Yay for the Desi Ammis!
I hate those aunties who dont’ shut their kids up. BTW, Most of em aren’t asleep anyway. Your description of em made me look at it a different way but it doesn’t change how annoyed i get when babies cry and cry and cry and lil brats run around, and kick teh back of my seat.
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The 20-some-year-old Pakistani guy that’s either an engineer, an accountant, or a doctor, and is finally visiting his family back in Pakistan after coming to USA for college at age 18 and starting a new life. He’s going back to his home country…a place where he won’t be made fun of and be called a “FOB”, but instead will be praised for being able to get as far and succeed in getting a good job in the states.
**Shaabash for the guy **
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The overly-ABCDish teenage girl that sits on the plane wearing tight jeans and a teeny-tiny top thinking she’s so cute. Since she’s going to Pakistan for the first time, she knows little of how the men on the streets act there and she will soon find this out when she first gets off the plane in Pakistan at the airport.
Thank God I was never that stupid. But cmon, “first time going therE” is not an excuse. Don’t they have parents to tell em anything bout how ti is in Pak? Or are they the ultra-maaaaadraaaarn types? 
And no way u were not a slutty monkey!! You’re only still a bacchi, u cant be a slutty monkey when ur 11, 12 yrs old! -
The “cool” ABCD teenage guys that keep their headphones on the entire flight, even while using the bathroom. They listen to cheap rap music and bob their head back and forth to the beat. They have absolutely no idea how stupid they look since nobody else can hear the music and we just see his head moving around.
**I can’t wait til they find out they have to squat to go to the bathroom
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The dadi ammas that bang on the bathroom doors because they can’t read the word “occupied”. Hmm, so maybe if they bang on the door, the person inside will have an increased level of tension, therefore causing the **** to seep out much quicker so he’ll get out and she can use the bathroom.
**LOL! Wonderful description :yukh: Glad I already had breakfast **
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The molvi’s that have 6-inch long beards and wear no shoes on the flight. Just a plain white shalwaar kameez with a toupee. Okay, and maybe a blue or black vest over the shalwaar kameez if they feel extra perky. You should make a mental note of which bathrooms you see a molvi walk out of. It’s for your own health.
**Hey don’t diss molvis!
to all the molvis ** -
The pre-teen psycho kids that just sit there and stare at the back of the seat infront of them. They have absolutely no interest at this point in their life. Not music, movies, drawing, eating..nothing. The most you’ll hear from them is when they ask their dad in a huge desi accent “Daddy fuust vee go tooh Karachi and THEN Pakistan?”. The father, not paying attention to anything but the food, simply replies “Shutup, beta”.
**When I was around 10 or 11, we were stopped in Holland and I asked my dad why do we have to take the other plane home.. why not just drive home like we always do.. (we take the Holland tunnel to go to jerzy…
) I think my dad was depressed for about a week after that.. 
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phatima, that's hilarious!! :D
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LOL haha
Verizon - Wow, you’re just one a million. 
Gamma - You’re quoting out of context 
You’re not allowed to erase half of my sentence
Hafsa - Yea you Brits have it easy
Sara - You wouldn’t believe how much I’ve changed over the past 3 years. Yea, I was definately a dirty little kid. You haven’t heard the worst of it.
But then, I saw a light. Islam knocked me back to sanity.
Catwoman - heh thanks, but i believe the praise goes to the freak riding PIA
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You just made my day. Thank You Phati 
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aaww..Your welcome
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U can’t quite possibly be that bad when ur only 12 or 13… Believe me, u dont know “bad” (I cud give u some pointers ) but hey its good u changed..so’ve I… i think we all go through that stage at some point as teenagers..
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wait. i'd like to better explain things. PM lol.
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I m the type of female that sits by the window, hardly says anything, keeps to herself , reads the whole time, not that I m stuck up or rude I just dont like bothering anyone
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I just listen to my CD player, eat pringles, and sleeepppp the entire time. I even tell the crew people not to wake me up for khana. Makes me sick eating so high up in the air :(
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^ Same here… listen to music, (no Ipod 
) and eat maybe 1 meal… ill get off at manchester and spend 20 dollars on a bottle of water and a candy bar
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oh dude i forgot the babies. the cute little babies..aaw they shoo adowablee in the beginning of the flight you're sitting there playing with them for a minute. after about an hour they erupt into an irritating phase in which they continuously cry for 3 hours, shutup for a minute, then cry for 3 more hours, and so on.
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Hi ya all,
New here…nick’s WaZ. Um…Phatima i dono if i’d be categorized under the rap-listenin-Headbobbin-thuglovin-potsmokin kinda guy on a PIA flight but i do listen to rap and it’s pretty dam good u should try listenin and hearing it sumtimes.. Hearing is diff than just listening…ya gotz to feel it. lol j/k um…as far PIA goes…i’ve never been on it let alone been to PK for the past 12 yrs so this september’s gonna be sum kinda experience fo me, goin back to pk sept. 1 ..any advise people? 
well that’s about it…i thought i’d toss in my dime on this convo too…Im kinda nervous yet excited cuz i dono how i’ll act or react for that matter when i get there…Wish me Luck!!! see ya all later.