Turkish Mulvi: Masturbating men ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife'

[Balthier]

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@queer

The revelation by maulvi saab certainly puts Gabbar’s actions in a new light.

[redvelvet]

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@phoenixdesi

what if you are an infertile male?

would hand still get pregnant?

and if so, was your hand maybe cheating on you ?

thx

Just think about how Hazrat Isa was conceived. And also how the elderly couple Hazrat Zachariah and his wife conceived Hazrat Yahya. Think about how Eve was created from a part of Adam (As)'s body. See, all these examples defy medical science and the rules of nature as we know them. The concept of spontaneous pregnancies does exist in Islam. Don’t worry, Phoenixdesi…there is hope for you yet…your hand can still get pregnant.

[phoenixdesi]

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@redvelvet

Just think about how Hazrat Isa was conceived. And also how the elderly couple Hazrat Zachariah and his wife conceived Hazrat Yahya. Think about how Eve was created from a part of Adam (As)'s body. See, all these examples defy medical science and the rules of nature as we know them. The concept of spontaneous pregnancies does exist in Islam. Don’t worry, Phoenixdesi…there is hope for you yet…your hand can still get pregnant.

thank you very very much..where there is a will there is a way

i will work very hard from hereon.

[redvelvet]

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@phoenixdesi

thank you very very much..where there is a will there is a way

i will work very hard from hereon.

That’s the spirit!!!

[Southie]

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@redvelvet

The concept of spontaneous pregnancies does exist.

Kunti agrees

[Southie]

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@phoenixdesi

where there is a will there is

Plenty of company

[Nikema]

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@Shamraz_Khan

I’m in trouble…big trouble.

Masturbating men

After claiming that a man would meet his masturbating hand “pregnant in the afterlife” and “asking for its rights,” a Muslim televangelist has set Turkish social media aflame.

Self-styled televangelist Mücahid Cihad Han dived into some delicate matters on May 24 when he answered his viewers’ questions on private television station 2000 TV, Turkish media has reported. Han initially looked puzzled when a viewer said he “kept masturbating, although he was married, and even during the Umrah,” a pilgrimage to Mecca performed by Muslims which can be undertaken at any time of the year, in contrast to the Hajj.

After repeating the question a few times, Han claimed that Islam strictly prohibits masturbation as a “haram” (forbidden) act. “Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights,” he said, referring to what he claimed to be a saying of Prophet Muhammad.

“If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?” the televangelist added, advising the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations.”

Is masturbation forbidden in Islam?

“Istimna,” the Arabic term for masturbation that Han also referred to, is a controversial issue in Islam, as there have been varying opinions on its permissibility throughout history. The Quran has no clear reference to masturbation and the authenticity of many hadiths is questionable.

Despite Han’s assertive religious stance, only a limited number of Islamic interpretations categorize masturbation as “haram,” while most of others call it a “makruh” (disliked) act. Many of the mainstream Islamic interpretations even allow it in certain conditions, like if the act could be used to avoid the temptation of an extramarital affair.

Han, who has more than 12,000 followers on Twitter, was mocked on Turkish social media on May 25, after newspapers published his latest television “fatwa.”

“Are there any hand-gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?” one Twitter user asked, while mentioning Han’s Twitter user name.

“So you think that being pregnant is a God-given punishment?” another user asked.

Pregnancies and cravings go together…What if my hand is craving…hmmmmmm more action?

[Nikema]

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@phoenixdesi

i will work very ***hard ***from hereon.

[Shamraz_Khan]

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@phoenixdesi

what if you are an infertile male?

would hand still get pregnant?

and if so, was your hand maybe cheating on you ?

thx

LOL

[PyariCgudia]

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@redvelvet

Just think about how Hazrat Isa was conceived. And also how the elderly couple Hazrat Zachariah and his wife conceived Hazrat Yahya. Think about how Eve was created from a part of Adam (As)'s body. See, all these examples defy medical science and the rules of nature as we know them. The concept of spontaneous pregnancies does exist in Islam. Don’t worry, Phoenixdesi…there is hope for you yet…your hand can still get pregnant.

Actually no. All the pregnancies were uterine pregnancies. Except Eve - the reference of the rib may refer to stem cells that we now know exist in the sternum for sure and some in the marrow of the ribs. With a stem cell, yes, you can create a clone, and God being almighty, just had to do a chromosome change.

[Southie]

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@PyariCgudia

Actually no. All the pregnancies were uterine pregnancies. Except Eve - the reference of the rib may refer to stem cells that we now know exist in the sternum for sure and some in the marrow of the ribs. With a stem cell, yes, you can create a clone, and God being almighty, just had to do a chromosome change.

Wrong. As stated earlier, Kunti would have a thing or two to opine on this topic.

[Balthier]

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Its pretty common to use scare tactics to control the masses. And nothing seem to scare people more than the fear of the unknown. Don’t do this or that, or else you will be punished by an unknown and unseen force. No need for any logical explanation. Fear will make sure the message gets through.

Maulvi saab is unable to logically explain why masturbation is bad, so he resorts to scare tactics. Since no man ever ventured into afterlife and came back to tell about it, there will be people willing to believe in his words.