Re: tuna salad
pehlay apnay kareebi samundar mai jayaiN
phiR machli pakraiN, and khiyaal rakhaiN kay TUNA fish ho.
Fish agar kahe wo TUNA nahi, to usko waapis paani mai phenk dalaiN.
Agar Tuna fish na milay to SUBWAY chali jaiN, warna aglay din dubara samundar kay kinaray pohanch jayaiN.
I hope it helps.
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