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[shoaib_akhter]

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@sidz_angel

i had my shower ur the stinky nappy baby
ganna bacha

u had a shower .. WHEN… like 2 months ago

:yukh: ewww.. chalo shabash… nikaloo

[masoomSiLarki]

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@shoaib akhter

hahahahhaa hahahhahhhaah
gud one!!
yaawrr i’ve been up since fajr!!
can’t even sleep cuz Pakistan Vs England is goin on..

Thankoo Thankoo. Munh main makhi chali gai aap kay. Itna na hansa karain hansna mana hai. Shaitan ka kaam hai hansna.

Aisa karain Ankh ankh bund kar kay so lain aur doosri ankh say match daikh lain.

[sidz_angel]

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@shoaib akhter

u had a shower .. WHEN… like 2 months ago

:yukh: ewww.. chalo shabash… nikaloo

i had my shower this morning not like you who hasnt washed or changed their chaddi in a year

:aq: kiya nikaaloun?

[shoaib_akhter]

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@masoomSiLarki

Thankoo Thankoo. Munh main makhi chali gai aap kay. Itna na hansa karain hansna mana hai. Shaitan ka kaam hai hansna.

Aisa karain Ankh ankh bund kar kay so lain aur doosri ankh say match daikh lain.

JO subha subha Hansta hai wo sehat mund hota hai.. app ko kya pata app to subha soti ho or raat ko jagti ho hain jee hain jee

mujhay makhiyaan bohat pasand hain… chalain main app ko khaa laita hon phir app kon see qisim ke makhi ho.. kali wali, green wali, aam wali, garbage wali ya wo wali

Ankh marne ke liye bol rahi hain app haye Allah.. bohat Shareer hain bhi

[shoaib_akhter]

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@sidz_angel

i had my shower this morning not like you who hasnt washed or changed their chaddi in a year

:aq: kiya nikaaloun?

dont worry.. i’ll change it.. Its TGIF if u help me out
warna main aisay he aik week or chala sakta hon

kya nikal sakti ho

[masoomSiLarki]

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@shoaib akhter

JO subha subha Hansta hai wo sehat mund hota hai.. app ko kya pata app to subha soti ho or raat ko jagti ho hain jee hain jee
Aap ko kaisay pata. Achcha aap wo ho jo

meray samany wali khirki say
Ik buchcha her ghar main jhankta rehta hai

mujhay makhiyaan bohat pasand hain… chalain main app ko khaa laita hon phir app kon see qisim ke makhi ho.. kali wali, green wali, aam wali, garbage wali ya wo wali

Buri baat ziada mukhiaan na khaya karo. Shakal daikhain ainay main maindak lagnay lagay ho.

Main to wo wali makhkhi hoon jo aisay taison kay naak main dum kar deti hoon.

Ankh marne ke liye bol rahi hain app haye Allah.. bohat Shareer hain bhi

Main koi aap ki tarha gunni buchchi thori hoon. Main to bohat masoom si larki hoon. Bechara Normal kay agay ab laga kay hai.

Apni bhangi ankhon ko chupanay kay liay ankh marta hai. tch tch

Shoaib Akhtar
Chalo duftar
Karo Kunghi
Bano bhangi.

Bhungi ko bhangi bannay kah rahi masoom bhi kitni masoom hai.

[shoaib_akhter]

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App ko kaisay pata kay wo main hoon..ishe app subha subha dekhnay aati hai or phir ankh maar kar jati hain.. naughty

oh yaar.. makhiyaan khani parhti hain… us se weight nahin bharta warna app ke tarha hathi ho jaoon gaa… MOTA tazah… kam khaya karoo ..

app masoom nahin Patakha larki ho.. lakin app itna kaisa bol laiti hain.. app aik FM radio khol lain.. Patakha Radio..

Door se dekha to aik Larki Baal sukha rahi thee
Kareeb Ja kar dekha to Hathi wali Dum hila rahi thee

[masoomSiLarki]

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@shoaib akhter

App ko kaisay pata kay wo main hoon..ishe app subha subha dekhnay aati hai or phir ankh maar kar jati hain.. naughty

oh yaar.. makhiyaan khani parhti hain… us se weight nahin bharta warna app ke tarha hathi ho jaoon gaa… MOTA tazah… kam khaya karoo ..

Kioon baqi mera khana aap ur’a lena chahtay ho. Main to bus bohat thora khati hoon sirdion main 2 litre ice cream aik din main aur garmion main 4 litre aik din main ub is say kum kia khaoon main bechari masooom. Taza maal mujhay acha lagta hai.

app masoom nahin Patakha larki ho.. lakin app itna kaisa bol laiti hain.. app aik FM radio khol lain.. Patakha Radio..
Chal hat tamasha. he he he. Aur aap aik radio tamash khol lain. Khoob chalay gi. Main to bechari masoom si larki hoon.

Door se dekha to aik Larki Baal sukha rahi thee
Kareeb Ja kar dekha to Hathi wali Dum hila rahi thee

he he he. To aap nain mujhay pehchaan lia batameez. Wo Hathi to mera sathi tha.

[shoaib_akhter]

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HOLY Guacamoly MashaAllah.. ishe tarha lagi raho app ko Tazah maal pasand hai .. :love: mujhe bhi… lets go n have sumthing tazah tazah Gulab Jamun

chal hat Pathka… app bhi aaj se ganni bachi ho

Hathi ka Sathi bhi Hathi

[masoomSiLarki]

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@shoaib akhter

HOLY Guacamoly MashaAllah.. ishe tarha lagi raho app ko Tazah maal pasand hai .. :love: mujhe bhi… lets go n have sumthing tazah tazah Gulab Jamun

chal hat Pathka… app bhi aaj se ganni bachi ho

Hathi ka Sathi bhi Hathi

Chalo kahan. Aray kaheen janay ki kia zaroorat naheen main to khud hi gulab jamun banati hoon aur khud hi kha bhi leti hoon aur kisi ko naheen deti. Aap to jantay hi ho mujhay taza maal bohaat acha lugta hai.

Aisa karain aap meray ghar tashreef lay ain aap kay liaay bhi bana doon gi per doon gi aap ko aik hi baqi sub main khud kha loon gi.

Aap keh lo ganni bachi aur khush holo. Agar aap ka dil khush hota hai to main aap ko mana bhi naheen karoon gi. Khuwah hathi meray sathi kahain ya kuch bhi. Menu ki farq painda hai. Main to jo hoon so hoon.

Masooom log gunday naheen bohat achay hotay hain. Per gundday logon ko her koi gunda lugta hai. lugta hai to laga karay meri bala say.

Sathi kub aa rahain hain gulab jamun khanay meray mohabbat say mohabbat bharay hathon say banaay huway??? Saathi anay main dair naheen karna warna aik bhi naheen milay ga.

[Precious_Khan]

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