Some jokes tht i read frm som site 
Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What’d they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie
Today, my gf of two years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with her best friend… In her dream last night. …
