Someone posted a link attempting to deride Republicans - However the same threads commentary was much more telling in regards to the Democrat side of the coin!
To Be A Good Democrat …
You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth’s climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but loony activists who’ve never been outside of Seattle do.
You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.
You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren’t, because the right people haven’t been in charge.
You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried, is because the right people haven’t been in charge.
You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
If you legalize drugs, less people will use them.
You can solve all crime problems by taking guns away from people who obtain them legally.
Spotted owls have more rights than children.
All adolescents have sex, so it’s no use teaching abstinence.
It is the government’s obligation to provide everyone with jobs, healthcare, bread, circuses, and to protect them from their own stupidity.
Perjury is a crime … unless you are the president.
The solution to every problem involves raising taxes.
The words “separation of church and state” are in the constitution.
Atheism is not a religion and zero is not a number.
The goverment can provide services more economically than private organizations.
Being a drug addict means you deserve sympathy and understanding, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then you should fired and given the maximum sentence.
The United States should forfeit all sovereignty to the United Nations and let France, Germany, and Russia (who did not want to enforce the UN resolution) dictate our foreign policy.
Sexual harassment is a private issue unrelated to governing, unless you are a Republican running for governor of California.
A good way to fight terrorism is to, without UN approval, lob a few missiles into a Sudanese medicine factory during a perjury scandal.
Democratic politicians only have the interest of the public at heart.
A president lying under oath isn’t an impeachable offense. A president that wasn’t under oath and hasn’t been proven to have lied, should be impeached
Government should change the Constitution to include Affirmative Action unless it applies to a Latino conservative judge nominated to a federal bench.
George Bush’s driving record is of national interest, but Ted Kenedy’s is an unfortunate occurance.
You don’t support states’ rights, and think Attorney General Janet Reno should use SWAT teams to arrest an unarmed little boy.
Peace To All Who Read This…