TLK stole a designer lunghi from my shop...

**Nik, I hate to break it to you, but your wishful thinking won’t do you much good, the man is a Lunghi teef and you got to admit it. Admitting the truth is half way to solving the problem. And it’s ok, it’s not the money I’m worried about (Blindhope donated!), its the theft of an exclusive design. I don’t want to see copies plastered all over the pages of bridal magazines. **


TLK, don’t lie, you value the lunghi more than your red over-underpants.


**TLK, you stole it, and now you are trying to delude yourself too? The guard in question is a BUTCH female, you have offended her feelings and now she is threatening to quit. **


I’m wondering now if there is a hidden message in your request for male guards???